*i* usually put them on
and I know how to put them on

I started on the pill (Yasmin) and it made me fucking psycho, so I stopped taking it.

But yes... we're talking about me trying another pill.
Plastic fucking sucks. The taste of fake lube and latex = bleeehhh

This is another WTF element to the sitation:
first time it broke at the tip
and last night it broke at the base

my bf has been calling my vagina "the barracuda" all day

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Originally posted by Ania_xox The taste of fake lube and latex = bleeehhh

Hang on, hang on... explain this to me. You're not sucking him off with the condom on, are you?

Try Mirena?

(google it)

lol major aniafail.

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Originally posted by elFreak lol major aniafail.

Haha, seriously. If you know how to put one on, it should only take a matter of seconds and should be done after your mouths are done sucking on each others naughty bits. Simple as that. Why you'd put it on and then give him head is beyond me.

they don't teach sex ed in the forest?

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condom and then oral?

jesus

You can totally taste/smell latex if it's been on your skin recently.

//*especially* if there's a whole lot of sweat involved.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On You can totally taste/smell latex if it's been on your skin recently. //*especially* if there's a whole lot of sweat involved.

youd know

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On You can totally taste/smell latex if it's been on your skin recently. //*especially* if there's a whole lot of sweat involved.

lulz, are you experienced?

/jimmi hendrix.

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Originally posted by Moongoose Its obvious. Jesus wants you to have a baby, despite your blasphemous use of condoms.

new sig.

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Originally posted by winston pulling out FTW!

serious that was f'en hilarious

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