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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Woman, I can't afford you.

how much do you have? mind taking a trip to mexico?

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my bf only keeps a minimal amount of money in his checking account. the rest of it is in wads of $100s in the safe in his bedroom. he hates banks. i'm always like, "u so gangsta baby"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Safe huh...

and just where is this safe located.

Also, what is the combination?

i knew it was true love when he gave me the combo

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Or, pure stupidity.

whatever i keep my original birth certificate, social security card and passport in there

i think everyone should have a safe to be honest. they're cool.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i think everyone should have a safe to be honest.

Really, you should have a safe deposit box. Home safes are pointless unless they are massive. Those small ones are easily removed.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

lol I'm just fuckin with you

we have 2 safes. 1 for $ & shit, 1 for guns.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel Really, you should have a safe deposit box. Home safes are pointless unless they are massive. Those small ones are easily removed.

oh yea? well ours is massive ok?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

my gf makes a lot more money than me but we still split everything 50/50 so she can buy lots of whore shoes.

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Originally posted by Slylee oh yea? well ours is massive ok?

The weight of you is not massive. lol

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Originally posted by elFreak my gf makes a lot more money than me but we still split everything 50/50 so she can buy lots of whore shoes.

lol

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.