This thread is now about funny Eddie Murphy quotes.

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Originally posted by bas lol I just remembered that during DEMF, on a recovery morning during breakfast, I called Jennie to tell her that Trading Places was on TV only to find she was already watching it.

Omg except the reception in our room was fucked. We had to watch that fucking marathon of Intervention instead. Like honestly, why the fuck would they air a marathon about drug addicts during DEMF? Lol. :/

Got damn, boy what you put in your hair?

Nothing... is just juices and berries.

Mmm mmm mm... that ain't nothin but ultraperm.

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Originally posted by The17sss Got damn, boy what you put in your hair? Nothing... is just juices and berries. Mmm mmm mm... that ain't nothin but ultraperm.

Just keep it nice and neat.

*snips ponytail*

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Originally posted by bas Just keep it nice and neat. *snips ponytail*

"That'll be 8 dollars."

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Originally posted by bas Oh there they go, there they go! Every time I start talking about boxing, a white man got to pull a Rocky Marciano out they ass! That's they one, that's they one! Rocky Marciano, Rocky Marciano, let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis...Rocky Marciano ain't shit! He beat Joe Louis' ass. ...That's right he did whoop Joe Louis' ass. ...........JOE LOUIS WAS 75 YEARS OLD WHEN THEY FOUGHT!!

Clarence: You know, Sweets, I met Dr. Martin Luther King once.
Sweets: You lyin'. You ain't never met Dr. Martin Luther King.
Clarence: Yeah, I met Dr. Martin Luther King in 1962 in Memphis, Tennessee. I walkin' down the street minding my own business, just walking on. Feelin' good. I walk around the corner, a man walk up, hit me in my chest, right. I fall on the ground, right. And I look up and it's Dr. Martin Luther King. I said 'Dr. King?' and he said 'Ooops, I thought you were some body else.'
Sweets: Oh man, you lyin'. You ain't never met Martin Luther the King.
Clarence: Knocked the wind out of me, yes he did.
Sweets: No, he didn't.
Clarence: Yes, he did.
Sweets: No, he did not!

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

Prince Akeem: Sir, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?
Cleo McDowell: No, I didn't.
Prince Akeem: Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.
Cleo McDowell: Son.
Prince Akeem: Yes?
Cleo McDowell: If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs.
Prince Akeem: Yes.

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

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Originally posted by astroboy Prince Akeem: Sir, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night? Cleo McDowell: No, I didn't. Prince Akeem: Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory. Cleo McDowell: Son. Prince Akeem: Yes? Cleo McDowell: If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs. Prince Akeem: Yes.

GOD I LOVE THIS MOVIE!

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haha... I love when that old black guy in the barber shop is like, "man, you ain't never met no Frank Sinatra"

lol i saw the previews for that movie to be playing on tv...bravo i think? oh well missed it. great movie.



and we just got news one of our buddies is moving back to canada in sept and i was like, "rent out your place to us!" and he seemed like he was considering it which might mean no more fag douche roommate and a much nicer place crossing my fingers.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone