Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
quote:
Originally posted by lenazi
you can't get it by rubbing your penis on your mom's lingerie so don't worry you are safe.
but but... your moms underwear....
*watches his limp dick turn greenish brown and plop onto the floor*
Aug-10-2009 20:12
david.michael
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Dayton, OH, USA
Should've used soap.
Aug-10-2009 20:13
Rose
hmmm
Registered: May 2007
Location: -
quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
Should've used soap.
lol
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quote:
Originally posted by AustralianGQ
im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you
Aug-10-2009 22:22
Fledz
Banned
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: London UK
quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Yes. My skin is naturally dry anyways. Using soap just makes it worse.
I tend to use lots of moisturizing lotion on my face and arms to make it not feel as dry.
Ania, what can I say, I use soap maybe once a week, and usually its when I take a shorter shower. Otherwise I just spin in circles under steaming hot water for 15 minutes contemplating things. I do my best thinking in the shower.
It's 2009 ffs, have you never been to the aisle with the soap in it and realised that there's a million different types which are formulated specifically not to dry your skin?
Originally posted by lenazi
in all seriousness i am a sweaty ass guy. I can't imagine not showering twice a day and wearing deodorant.
i like getting my anus played with ffs, that is a no go if you still have some of yesterday's lunch on it.
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Aug-11-2009 13:40
iclone
no footage found
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: berlin4lyf
quote:
Originally posted by lenazi
my bad...then it was nicole that said he stank like rank fallafel
nonononooooo bunny never let me get close enough to bas to get a good whiff of him.
Aug-11-2009 13:47
Chimney
Low pH
Registered: Oct 2008
Location: Helsingborg
I had OCD with this shit for two years. Every day I used to shower for 2,5 - 3 hours. Washing my hands 3 times, washing my hair, washing hair 3 times, washing neck, washing hands 3 times, washing face etc...was really nasty.
Aug-11-2009 14:27
david.michael
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Dayton, OH, USA
quote:
Originally posted by Chimney
I had OCD with this shit for two years. Every day I used to shower for 2,5 - 3 hours. Washing my hands 3 times, washing my hair, washing hair 3 times, washing neck, washing hands 3 times, washing face etc...was really nasty.
Aug-11-2009 14:30
Rose
hmmm
Registered: May 2007
Location: -
quote:
Originally posted by Chimney
I had OCD with this shit for two years. Every day I used to shower for 2,5 - 3 hours. Washing my hands 3 times, washing my hair, washing hair 3 times, washing neck, washing hands 3 times, washing face etc...was really nasty.
It's okay, I hate germs and wash my hands a lot and always use hand sanitizer. Why 3 times? Do you have a problem with even numbers? I know people with OCD and some count things until they land on an even or odd number. I don't think I have OCD but I do have to keep things in even numbers and am always counting in my head to make sure everything is even.
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Originally posted by AustralianGQ
im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you
