Yeah, women are indeed quite strange. Check what happened to me the other night:

I was working, delivering some pizzas, and one of the customers was this chick. So when I ring she asks me to come upstairs. I'm thinking wtf I ain't no callboy and tell her I'm not allowed to and she must come down. At the door she starts flirting heavily with me, complaining about how I'm not allowed to come to her room and basically shoving her tits in my face. She wasn't really hot, so I tell her, "Yeah, maybe I can come after work" just to end the conversation and get on with my fucking job. She seems satisfied and I leave.
Now check this: some time later she calls again, gives my boss some bullshit about how it was the wrong pizza, even though it totally was not. I go there, quite nervous, because obviously she's some psycho-bitch looking for prey. I tell her she can have the second pizza for free if she just leaves me the fuck alone. She gives me this strange look but it seems that I managed to put her off. And the most creepy thing is that there was this skinny guy in a wig watching us from the dark, who in the end came to take that girl in.
So either she has picked some hipster in the meantime or it was her boyfriend and she was into some disgusting threesome shit. twas quite scary and I'm happy I got out of there with my dick still on. I'm afraid the guy in the wig was less lucky there.

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Originally posted by Meat187 Yeah, women are indeed quite strange. Check what happened to me the other night: I was working, delivering some pizzas, and one of the customers was this chick. So when I ring she asks me to come upstairs. I'm thinking wtf I ain't no callboy and tell her I'm not allowed to and she must come down. At the door she starts flirting heavily with me, complaining about how I'm not allowed to come to her room and basically shoving her tits in my face. She wasn't really hot, so I tell her, "Yeah, maybe I can come after work" just to end the conversation and get on with my fucking job. She seems satisfied and I leave. Now check this: some time later she calls again, gives my boss some bullshit about how it was the wrong pizza, even though it totally was not. I go there, quite nervous, because obviously she's some psycho-bitch looking for prey. I tell her she can have the second pizza for free if she just leaves me the fuck alone. She gives me this strange look but it seems that I managed to put her off. And the most creepy thing is that there was this skinny guy in a wig watching us from the dark, who in the end came to take that girl in. So either she has picked some hipster in the meantime or it was her boyfriend and she was into some disgusting threesome shit. twas quite scary and I'm happy I got out of there with my dick still on. I'm afraid the guy in the wig was less lucky there.

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Originally posted by OrangestO This isn't about physics, this is about waves.

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Originally posted by Meat187 Yeah, women are indeed quite strange. Check what happened to me the other night: I was working, delivering some pizzas, and one of the customers was this chick. So when I ring she asks me to come upstairs. I'm thinking wtf I ain't no callboy and tell her I'm not allowed to and she must come down. At the door she starts flirting heavily with me, complaining about how I'm not allowed to come to her room and basically shoving her tits in my face. She wasn't really hot, so I tell her, "Yeah, maybe I can come after work" just to end the conversation and get on with my fucking job. She seems satisfied and I leave. Now check this: some time later she calls again, gives my boss some bullshit about how it was the wrong pizza, even though it totally was not. I go there, quite nervous, because obviously she's some psycho-bitch looking for prey. I tell her she can have the second pizza for free if she just leaves me the fuck alone. She gives me this strange look but it seems that I managed to put her off. And the most creepy thing is that there was this skinny guy in a wig watching us from the dark, who in the end came to take that girl in. So either she has picked some hipster in the meantime or it was her boyfriend and she was into some disgusting threesome shit. twas quite scary and I'm happy I got out of there with my dick still on. I'm afraid the guy in the wig was less lucky there.

dream on, dear

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Originally posted by Meat187 Yeah, women are indeed quite strange. Check what happened to me the other night: I was working, delivering some pizzas, and one of the customers was this chick. So when I ring she asks me to come upstairs. I'm thinking wtf I ain't no callboy and tell her I'm not allowed to and she must come down. At the door she starts flirting heavily with me, complaining about how I'm not allowed to come to her room and basically shoving her tits in my face. She wasn't really hot, so I tell her, "Yeah, maybe I can come after work" just to end the conversation and get on with my fucking job. She seems satisfied and I leave. Now check this: some time later she calls again, gives my boss some bullshit about how it was the wrong pizza, even though it totally was not. I go there, quite nervous, because obviously she's some psycho-bitch looking for prey. I tell her she can have the second pizza for free if she just leaves me the fuck alone. She gives me this strange look but it seems that I managed to put her off. And the most creepy thing is that there was this skinny guy in a wig watching us from the dark, who in the end came to take that girl in. So either she has picked some hipster in the meantime or it was her boyfriend and she was into some disgusting threesome shit. twas quite scary and I'm happy I got out of there with my dick still on. I'm afraid the guy in the wig was less lucky there.

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Originally posted by Meat187 Yeah, women are indeed quite strange. Check what happened to me the other night: I was working, delivering some pizzas, and one of the customers was this chick. So when I ring she asks me to come upstairs. I'm thinking wtf I ain't no callboy and tell her I'm not allowed to and she must come down. At the door she starts flirting heavily with me, complaining about how I'm not allowed to come to her room and basically shoving her tits in my face. She wasn't really hot, so I tell her, "Yeah, maybe I can come after work" just to end the conversation and get on with my fucking job. She seems satisfied and I leave. Now check this: some time later she calls again, gives my boss some bullshit about how it was the wrong pizza, even though it totally was not. I go there, quite nervous, because obviously she's some psycho-bitch looking for prey. I tell her she can have the second pizza for free if she just leaves me the fuck alone. She gives me this strange look but it seems that I managed to put her off. And the most creepy thing is that there was this skinny guy in a wig watching us from the dark, who in the end came to take that girl in. So either she has picked some hipster in the meantime or it was her boyfriend and she was into some disgusting threesome shit. twas quite scary and I'm happy I got out of there with my dick still on. I'm afraid the guy in the wig was less lucky there.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Originally posted by FuzzQi lol if I delivered pizzas I would have no reservations about hitting on customers. As long as the chemistry is there, not like being creepy about it. If you connect with someone and all that...

Not sure if serious...

Well in a delivery job, I'm sure you will probably never see that person again - what incentive is there to be all inhibited?

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Originally posted by nefardec see i think this is actually right on... i think a lot of stupid and game-less guys think porn is actually realistic

That goes both ways though and isn't just a man thing. Women are just as guilty at being inept and clumsy this way. We just don't hear about it, because a guy is not going to complain so long as he gets laid. I can tell you from first hand experience that many women view porn as a realistic version of sex as well. A good sign for this is the really hot girl that is always single. She fucks guys and acts like a whore, because it gets attention and she thinks it is what all men want. These kind of women get pumped and dumped non stop, because as fun as sex is, no one wants to shack up with a whore.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

Equally as troubling are the wealth (for lack of a better term) of women who think relationships are like romantic comedies or other tv shows. You know, the same ones who suppose men to be deluded because all they want is porno sex, and don't really find tears or feelings terribly attractive.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay That goes both ways though and isn't just a man thing. Women are just as guilty at being inept and clumsy this way. We just don't hear about it, because a guy is not going to complain so long as he gets laid. I can tell you from first hand experience that many women view porn as a realistic version of sex as well. A good sign for this is the really hot girl that is always single. She fucks guys and acts like a whore, because it gets attention and she thinks it is what all men want. These kind of women get pumped and dumped non stop, because as fun as sex is, no one wants to shack up with a whore.

well not to be an ass (seriously) but doesn't that say more about the kind of girls you have experience with?

i totally agree though. 'female chauvinist pigs'.


i think a better thread title would be 'is it true that attractive people live in a reality dominated by sex' and obviously that's a truism.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Equally as troubling are the wealth (for lack of a better term) of women who think relationships are like romantic comedies or other tv shows. You know, the same ones who suppose men to be deluded because all they want is porno sex, and don't really find tears or feelings terribly attractive.

i call that the disney effect. made my first LTR a horrible experience.

Everyone's indoctrinated. It's difficult to pick and choose your judgments these days.

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