Just finished writing my new bio.

A favorable aspiring underground artist from the farthest reaches of the USA. Juan is a DJ and producer who loves to create energetic sets and deep warm lush vibes. One thing is for certain is he doesn't give 2 shits about other djs or the current scene in particular. He pretty much stands for him self and his fans. Juan has influences just like every other artist and for example oldschool PVD, Digweed and of course Askew to name a few. Juan enjoys life enough that he doesn't really rely on getting famous. Juan says "a small intimate personal following is enough for me." Paulino also def enjoys his share of groupies, well who doesn't bahaha. Juan is also a purist who loves quality and uses nothing else but record players. He thinks cdjs ruined the scene.

Dropping a deuce. Entertaining myself for the moment.

"Juan is an underground (not by choice) wannabe DJ from the depths of Floridian hell. He lives to create lethargic sets that keep the dance floor in his bedroom empty, except when his mom brings him cookies and pulls a one-legged 360 twirl. He doesn’t give two shits about other DJs or contributing something positive and unique to the current scene, hence him having no future in it. He stands for himself – and only for himself because he has no fans. His influences are bath salts and the love of his life Melly. His only experience with her was seeing her from across the room at a party. It was love at first sight - literally. Although he says he enjoys life and doesn’t want to become famous, deep down he knows his obsession with posting jibberish on the TA forums is a result of wanting to gain some sort of attention that he can't get in real life. He says a small intimate following is enough, but that’s because he has no other choice and has to save face. He enjoys his groupies – the stuffed animals he sets up on his bed when he’s throwing down those uplifting sets. CDJs aren’t his thing; he’s too pure for that. And like your grandpa, he calls his turntable a record player."

That was good, i laughed.

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Originally posted by OrangestO Dropping a deuce. Entertaining myself for the moment. "Juan is an underground (not by choice) wannabe DJ from the depths of Floridian hell. He lives to create lethargic sets that keep the dance floor in his bedroom empty, except when his mom brings him cookies and pulls a one-legged 360 twirl. He doesn’t give two shits about other DJs or contributing something positive and unique to the current scene, hence him having no future in it. He stands for himself – and only for himself because he has no fans. His influences are bath salts and the love of his life Melly. His only experience with her was seeing her from across the room at a party. It was love at first sight - literally. Although he says he enjoys life and doesn’t want to become famous, deep down he knows his obsession with posting jibberish on the TA forums is a result of wanting to gain some sort of attention that he can't get in real life. He says a small intimate following is enough, but that’s because he has no other choice and has to save face. He enjoys his groupies – the stuffed animals he sets up on his bed when he’s throwing down those uplifting sets. CDJs aren’t his thing; he’s too pure for that. And like your grandpa, he calls his turntable a record player."

lmao. I died. Hilarious. First, what kind of bio is that? Sounds like a 2nd grader wrote that. (His, not your version)

This kid is so damn crazy. I'm so glad I moved far away from Miami or else I might fear for my life.

___________________
Although you are far away
I know you'll always be
Near to me
Near to me

R.I.P. DarkAngel 12-16-o9

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL lmao. I died. Hilarious. First, what kind of bio is that? Sounds like a 2nd grader wrote that. (His, not your version)

Melly's 100% right. I lost it. I don;t want to live anymore.

On a side note, yeah i need to redo the bio. Its very immature and 2nd grader-ish.

I've seen a lot of mentally disturbed & retarded people on the internet, but this fucking kid Paulino is nothing short of brain damaged.

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Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY I've seen a lot of mentally disturbed & retarded people on the internet, but this fucking kid Paulino is nothing short of brain damaged.

So

That sucks bro, FLTA cannot afford to loose anymore.

Just got me a Roland Tr-8 , soo happy.

Boom, Bitch!.

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