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Originally posted by Rodrico "Put it in my ass" said in the most sensually pleasing way EVER. I nearly came, when I heard that...

see something like that...i wouldn't mind hearing. if you're giving instructions on what you want or something that's cool...

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Originally posted by Rodrico "Put it in my ass" said in the most sensually pleasing way EVER. I nearly came, when I heard that...

...ewww...

that's disgusting lol

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa ...ewww... that's disgusting lol

Shit, I started dozing off on the 32nd page... you guys are machines.
Funniest line I read in those 32 pages by Eyes of Ecstasy...

"...just squeeze your cooch mad hard"

Holy shit that's classic. I don't know what to reply as the original pussy smell topic has branched out like a 300 year old oak.

Dirty talk? I get my share on those long-distance relationships I've had... where phone sex becomes a regular thing, all the dirtiness comes out. Everything you would do in bed, but put into words, dirty words of course.

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i like a woman who tells me what she wants. i mean, if i'm going down on a girl...don't be afraid to tell me what i'm doing right and what i could be doing better...it'll just make it better for both people.

just like i wouldn't be embarrassed to put a girl in a different position or something. i think that kinda communication is important.

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Originally posted by Ibiza Dreams Shit, I started dozing off on the 32nd page... you guys are machines. Funniest line I read in those 32 pages by Eyes of Ecstasy... "...just squeeze your cooch mad hard" Holy shit that's classic. I don't know what to reply as the original pussy smell topic has branched out like a 300 year old oak. Dirty talk? I get my share on those long-distance relationships I've had... where phone sex becomes a regular thing, all the dirtiness comes out. Everything you would do in bed, but put into words, dirty words of course.

gah. can't stand phone sex. does nothing for me.

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa gah. can't stand phone sex. does nothing for me.

i can't stand sitting on the phone let alone talking about sex i'm not gonna get hehehe. i hate long phone conversations...i get waaaay too ansy...

You guys haven't met a true sex poet like me. Most people are shy and embarassed, but when having phone sex you have to let go and say exactly, step by step what you would do to the person. The first times I tried it with girls, they were quiet the first 2 times or so, didn't say much, but after that... woooooo they get dirtier than me! If done right and without inhibitions, it can really take busting da nut to the next level, without actual sex of course.

You can get some really interesting adventures developed during phone sex, which give you fresh ideas for the next time you see each other...

"Yeah remember what you told me on the phone that night... we're gonna do that tonight"

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Originally posted by Ibiza Dreams You guys haven't met a true sex poet like me. Most people are shy and embarassed, but when having phone sex you have to let go and say exactly, step by step what you would do to the person. The first times I tried it with girls, they were quiet the first 2 times or so, didn't say much, but after that... woooooo they get dirtier than me! If done right and without inhibitions, it can really take busting da nut to the next level, without actual sex of course.

Kind of like masterbating to your imagination? No thanks, I'd atleast turn on some porn...

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Originally posted by Ibiza Dreams You guys haven't met a true sex poet like me. Most people are shy and embarassed, but when having phone sex you have to let go and say exactly, step by step what you would do to the person. The first times I tried it with girls, they were quiet the first 2 times or so, didn't say much, but after that... woooooo they get dirtier than me! If done right and without inhibitions, it can really take busting da nut to the next level, without actual sex of course.

no i've done the step by step thing...turns the guy on like no other, but does absolutely NOTHING for me.

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa no i've done the step by step thing...turns the guy on like no other, but does absolutely NOTHING for me.

well you and Theresa have you faucet tricks and dildos to take care of you hehehe