You guys are wack, either that or I know how to work it. The girls I've been with all love it.

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When I turn on my mixer, drop the needle, and put on my headphones... nothing else matters.

I am a DJ.

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa haha this is true :-P

I wonder, did you name your dildo...I have this funny feeling you did.

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Originally posted by Ibiza Dreams You guys are wack, either that or I know how to work it. The girls I've been with all love it.

We cant all have voices like Barry White, your just a smooth operator my man.

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Originally posted by Rodrico I wonder, did you name your dildo...I have this funny feeling you did.

hehehe i told Theresa to carve Floorfiller in the side of hers

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Originally posted by Rodrico We cant all have voices like Barry White, your just a smooth operator my man.

rofl, gave me an image of me being big and black talking dirty on the phone.

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I am a DJ.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller hehehe i told Theresa to carve Floorfiller in the side of hers

LOL, mine would suit perfectly. The Mighty "ROD", actually thats not even my real name, but you get the gist.

Regarding pussy stank, shaving helps with smell, at least around the lips. If you sweat, piss, secrete whatever it is you secrete, etc, the hairs can trap the smell and give the guy a rollercoaster ride after he gets a whiff. Also, what tends to happen especially in younger girls (<20) is that they don't EXPECT to be eaten out, or for the guy to go down there, but of course smells begin at a much younger age. Older girls do expect it, and tend to be a little more clean.

Anecdote:
I remember being 15 with a 15 year old chick in bed, both naked, not knowing what the hell we were doing. I tried to grow some balls and go down on her, being my first time. I got really close to the panties, caught a whiff and my face must've turned white. It was just bad, and I can tolerate smells, but the concoction she had going on down there of 8 different smells made it intolerable. And of course not knowing how to approach the situation, I went back up and whispered in her ear... "Do you want me to go down on you..." she responds "MMmmm-hmmm", "Well... (not knowing how to say it) I'd like for you to wash first."

She put on her clothes, left, and never talked to me again. But the way I see it, I taught her a lesson, and I bet that everytime she goes out with a guy now, she's cleaner than Mr. Clean. I should charge money for teaching these life lessons.

The right thing to do, like someone else mentioned (Slylee?) is to take them in the shower like a 3 year old and wash them.

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When I turn on my mixer, drop the needle, and put on my headphones... nothing else matters.

I am a DJ.

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Originally posted by Ibiza Dreams Anecdote: I remember being 15 with a 15 year old chick in bed, both naked, not knowing what the hell we were doing. I tried to grow some balls and go down on her, being my first time. I got really close to the panties, caught a whiff and my face must've turned white. It was just bad, and I can tolerate smells, but the concoction she had going on down there of 8 different smells made it intolerable. And of course not knowing how to approach the situation, I went back up and whispered in her ear... "Do you want me to go down on you..." she responds "MMmmm-hmmm", "Well... (not knowing how to say it) I'd like for you to wash first." She put on her clothes, left, and never talked to me again. But the way I see it, I taught her a lesson, and I bet that everytime she goes out with a guy now, she's cleaner than Mr. Clean. I should charge money for teaching these life lessons. The right thing to do, like someone else mentioned (Slylee?) is to take them in the shower like a 3 year old and wash them.

ahahhaha

same thing happend to me (for the most part) i havn't tried it since

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Originally posted by Ibiza Dreams Regarding pussy stank, shaving helps with smell, at least around the lips. If you sweat, piss, secrete whatever it is you secrete, etc, the hairs can trap the smell and give the guy a rollercoaster ride after he gets a whiff. Also, what tends to happen especially in younger girls (<20) is that they don't EXPECT to be eaten out, or for the guy to go down there, but of course smells begin at a much younger age. Older girls do expect it, and tend to be a little more clean. Anecdote: I remember being 15 with a 15 year old chick in bed, both naked, not knowing what the hell we were doing. I tried to grow some balls and go down on her, being my first time. I got really close to the panties, caught a whiff and my face must've turned white. It was just bad, and I can tolerate smells, but the concoction she had going on down there of 8 different smells made it intolerable. And of course not knowing how to approach the situation, I went back up and whispered in her ear... "Do you want me to go down on you..." she responds "MMmmm-hmmm", "Well... (not knowing how to say it) I'd like for you to wash first." She put on her clothes, left, and never talked to me again. But the way I see it, I taught her a lesson, and I bet that everytime she goes out with a guy now, she's cleaner than Mr. Clean. I should charge money for teaching these life lessons. The right thing to do, like someone else mentioned (Slylee?) is to take them in the shower like a 3 year old and wash them.

Man, when eating out some smelly pussy, farting becomes like a breath of fresh air.

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Originally posted by Rodrico Man, when eating out some smelly pussy, farting becomes like a breath of fresh air.

ROFL, dude you almost made snot come out of my nose with that one. Funny as shit, but real too.

How about dealing with pussy farts. A bit awkward, especially the loud deafening ones. "It's ok baby, it's natural." Still awkward as shit, the guy is thinking "was that her ass that made that sound?" She's thinking "does he think that was my ass that made that sound?"

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When I turn on my mixer, drop the needle, and put on my headphones... nothing else matters.

I am a DJ.

you people are ruining this thread hehehe...but its hilarious