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| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Eternal
Your a woman?!! My god.
When i normally want someone to stop talking, I make an effort to yawn in front of them and mention that I'm a little tired, if that fails, stick your dildo in her mouth. |
my new strategy has been to walk out of whatever room she's in while she's still talking but she follows me  . i start talking to people on aim, give her one word answers and even start talking about something that has noting to do with what she's saying and she keeps going. the only thing that stops her is when i got into my own room and start to close the door but that's a bit rude don't you think? i want to figure out a way to give her laryngitis OR drug her fruit so she'll sleep all day.
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| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut.
To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum. |
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