Lol chach.

I miss DBZ. I'm gonna watch some now.

i need to figure out a way to get my roommate to stop talking to me without offending her...i'm pondering my options

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by chimera66 i need to figure out a way to get my roommate to stop talking to me without offending her...i'm pondering my options

Insert penis in mouth

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what? i'm not male! i just want her to shut the f%ck up, I talk a lot too but I know when to stop. Dear god almighty she could put anyone to sleep and she starts talking when I'm watching TV during a movie and has asked me to pause the damn thing so I can listen to her talk about shit I don't care about

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by chimera66 what? i'm not male! i just want her to shut the f%ck up, I talk a lot too but I know when to stop. Dear god almighty she could put anyone to sleep and she starts talking when I'm watching TV during a movie and has asked me to pause the damn thing so I can listen to her talk about shit I don't care about

Your a woman?!! My god.

When i normally want someone to stop talking, I make an effort to yawn in front of them and mention that I'm a little tired, if that fails, stick your dildo in her mouth.

Put clit in mouth.

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Originally posted by DJ_Eternal Your a woman?!! My god. When i normally want someone to stop talking, I make an effort to yawn in front of them and mention that I'm a little tired, if that fails, stick your dildo in her mouth.

my new strategy has been to walk out of whatever room she's in while she's still talking but she follows me . i start talking to people on aim, give her one word answers and even start talking about something that has noting to do with what she's saying and she keeps going. the only thing that stops her is when i got into my own room and start to close the door but that's a bit rude don't you think? i want to figure out a way to give her laryngitis OR drug her fruit so she'll sleep all day.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

Fuck that I'd be like look your annoying me can I please have some personal space. I dont like small talk to begin with I would have said something to my room mate a long time ago is he/she was that annoying.

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Originally posted by chimera66 my new strategy has been to walk out of whatever room she's in while she's still talking but she follows me . i start talking to people on aim, give her one word answers and even start talking about something that has noting to do with what she's saying and she keeps going. the only thing that stops her is when i got into my own room and start to close the door but that's a bit rude don't you think? i want to figure out a way to give her laryngitis OR drug her fruit so she'll sleep all day.

Haha,

I used to have a flatmate exactly like that. The guy would barge into my room at every opportunity without knocking and start yapping about IT-Related shit for about 10 minutes before he realised that I had my ear-phones in the whole time. Rude ******, I could of been wanking and he would have kept talking for fucking Britain.

Slip some laxatives in her drink one day, at least you know where she'll be all day and you can then steps from there. It's not rude, does the job and everyone's happy, which is what she'll be feeling when she's on the bog.

Until you need the toilet.

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Originally posted by chach Fuck that I'd be like look your annoying me can I please have some personal space. I dont like small talk to begin with I would have said something to my room mate a long time ago is he/she was that annoying.

she's nice but annoying and dense so she won't get it...i'm better off drugging her, seriously.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by chimera66 she's nice but annoying and dense so she won't get it...i'm better off drugging her, seriously.

pics or stfu