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Originally posted by Sunshine79 HI ALL!! danny, u ready for pvd & molestation? heh.

depends what kind of molestation we're talkin...

richard gere / pee wee herman = mildly acceptable
michael jackson = just dont know
r kelly = hell fuckin no

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Originally posted by Sunshine79 CRISIS?! wtf? can i help?

thanks for the concern, but its like the same crisis you and i sort of had while at Ultra,... needing something that we couldnt find/get...if you understand what im sayin... ahhh/grrr nothing ever works like things are planned...

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike A panda walks into a bar. He orders a packet of crips from the bar tender. On finishing his packet of crisps he pulls out a gun and shoots the gentleman to his right, then leaves.. the bar tender looks on in amazement and gasps out as the panda leaves, "why did u do that?!?!?" and the panda replies... "look up panda in the dictionary and all will become clear.." So the bar tender rushes for the dictionary.. the dictionary reads... 'Panda - Eats shoots and leaves'

unfortunatly ive heard that one. gimme another

(dont worry, ill give you the program, i just want some laughs )

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Originally posted by decibel08 unfortunatly ive heard that one. gimme another (dont worry, ill give you the program, i just want some laughs )

lol its ok i have the program already heres another tho


A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "Okay jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little ****** on your knee!"

okay, here's an example of a joke a friend told me in high school that i thought was pretty original (if tasteless)

three hookers are sitting at a bar and drinking. the first says, i'm so loose, my boyfriend fucked me hardcore last night and i didn't feel a single thing. the second says, that's nothing !! my boyfriend fisted me last night - with both fists - and i couldn't tell. the third one says, you guys are a bunch of amateurs! im so loose - and she fell around the stool.








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so is cube on ? i can't tell. im listening to the stream link... sounds good but is it our man ?

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.

As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

"That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts.

"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.

"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."

"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place."

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks. "Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place."

good one !!! i like this !!!

Well, I'm about to give up on hearing Cube.

I really wanted to......

vinylbeats website now works, but the live stream is offline. THe otherone is a rebroadcast of another dj.

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Originally posted by decibel08 so is cube on ? i can't tell. im listening to the stream link... sounds good but is it our man ?

which one are u listening to?
i think its the 1st one, where it says prog house and its live from houston, tx.

no no! dave it's working!! keep trying!!! it wasn't working for me before but now it is!!

ps dave get on AIM!!

(mareluna is my sn)

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