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LOL, I got a story!!!!
So today (today still being tuesday, since I haven't actually slept yet) I decide that maybe I'll actually go a day without smoking any pot... Play some pick up football, cook some shrimp, watch Lucky Number Slevin, so far so good.
Problem
It was then 2:30am and I suddenly changed my mind and REALLY wanted to smoke (actually, I had been fighting calling my dealers all day). So I call my early-morning dealer and he's like "Cool" but then fades me 20 minutes later when I call him to make the grab. Damn.
So now's it's 3:30am, and I have no weed, and I REALLY wanna smoke, and my dealers are all asleep. I have no emergency stash, so I'm basically fuxxed.
Fuxxed, that is... Until I open my desk (the site of many a joint rolled), and see tons of crumbs scattered around it. So I scrape those all together into a neat little pile, grab a few of my old, discarded weed containers from over the past year, and gather up every last little bit of weed-crumb I can find in my room, including fishing some stems out of the garbage that have been collecting over the last week.
The end result was a single, small bowl for my pipe.
It's 4:45am I've never been so happy to get high in my life.
It is now 10:40, and within the hour, my problem will be solved completely. Then I can sleep 
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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.
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cheers!
