dude not true... im the vainest most proud guy on earth, I know im the shit and i dont hide it, and still doesnt work. been meek before too. basically used to have bad self esteem but then got dead sexy and started workin out and now i dont give a fuckkk what other people think and if i think a girl is hot ill walk up and say youre hot gimme your number.

hmm now that I think about it im just having trouble finding people that i think are cool enough to know the glory of ME...

ah wel it goes both ways sometimes eh?

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Originally posted by Orbax dude not true... im the vainest most proud guy on earth, I know im the shit and i dont hide it, and still doesnt work. been meek before too. basically used to have bad self esteem but then got dead sexy and started workin out and now i dont give a fuckkk what other people think and if i think a girl is hot ill walk up and say youre hot gimme your number. hmm now that I think about it im just having trouble finding people that i think are cool enough to know the glory of ME... ah well it goes both ways sometimes eh?

Well, huh, being confident is one thing, being over-confident is another..

Show what your worth, without being obsessed about it, the girl needs to feel u care for her, y'know? ..

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.......forgot why i came in here......










oh yeh, funny was to ask a girl out, get down on one knee and pull out a box (like you get rings in), open it up and inside is......












tix 2 the pictures or something



i dunno a girl i tried it on found it funny

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Originally posted by Photo_bot_2k1 take out the McDonalds part

im a mangaer at mcdonald's, bring her there ill hook u up with freebies, lol.

it is a myth that women like assholes. the only reason assholes/jerks etc. tend to score alot more than "nice" guys is that they have the law of averages going for them. when a woman turns down a typical "nice" guy, he will usually sulk abt it for weeks and do silly things like post abt it on internet forums like this one asking for an explanation from other guys who are just as clueless as he is.
the proverbial jerk, on the other hand, will just say "screw that bitch, i'll go find sum other slut to screw"...sooner or later sum woman will find him attractive and he will score.

in many ways women seek the same things as men do when looking for a partner: sum1 with a good sense of humor, confidence (ie, sum1 who doesn't have self-esteem issues), sensitive (but not excessively so), and so on.

the one difference that i do notice between the sexes is that many drop-dead gorgeous woman find a man who has power/fame simply irrestible, altho men are not as likely to consider these attributes in a woman enuff to justify sleeping with her.

here is a good salon article i read today that sheds light on the matter:

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2...tars/index.html

I've posted this before, but www.rooshlog.com and www.seductionbb.com are both run by a friend of mine who showed me the light. Check these out if you're a clueless guy.

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Originally posted by davedresden oh my fucking god i die, dave

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Originally posted by Orbax dude not true... im the vainest most proud guy on earth, I know im the shit and i dont hide it, and still doesnt work.

HAHAHAHA!

that's when you know...you're ugly as shit!

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Originally posted by davinox HAHAHAHA! that's when you know...you're ugly as shit!

hehe no...

I got a girl drunk lil bit ago and she finally says that shes liked me for a while but she was too intimidated by me to say/do anything...

I made her explain that

It made me wonder how many times this has happened.

Then I shrugged my shoulders and kept on drinking... and I never stopped

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Originally posted by Orbax hehe no... I got a girl drunk lil bit ago and she finally says that shes liked me for a while but she was too intimidated by me to say/do anything...

so you're hot if the girl is drunk enough?

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

Don't feel bad, dude. Women hate me too.
I used to be generally adored by all the girls in hs then I got sick of all the selfishness and immaturity so I said to myself, "Screw these bitches! I'll just wait til college!"
Well... I'm about to start my 2nd year of college now and I don't think anyone has looked at me twice...

Last edited by Paradigm on Aug-08-2003 at 04:56