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Originally posted by Orbax just scrape the barnacales off with a raz0r vblace

Oh, the imagery!


In a related story:

My friend had a bump growing on his rod. This was no ordinary bump. But he didn't know what it was, so he lanced it off with a pen knife.

From then on he always referred to 'Lance'.


gah I can't imagine putting something sharp anywhere near there.

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Originally posted by bigblackbrotha a study was done and showed between 6-6.5" is average

Guess I'm just average 6.5" flacid muhahaha

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Originally posted by TranceGiant I will always remember my traumatic first encounter with a non-circumcised penis after leaving Israel and arriving in Europe. I thought it was all some sort of fake gummi thing! P.S.: "Encounter" as in unintentionally seeing it.

Uh huh

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mines 2 inches...OFF THE GROUND!! WOOOOO

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Originally posted by cheeki hey guys, just curious, are most guys circumcised???

What is your experience? It's different in Europe yes?

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Circumisision (typo?) has healthy justifications as well, becuase the four skin can contain stuff that can cause helth damages so they do it today alsmost everywhere.

almost everywhere?!!

almost everywhere it's not done

i finally got it.
the prostitute told me i had small dick, cuz she is a slut.
offcourse all the girls who ar sluts want big cocks.
any nice girl will just get the best even from the smallest dick.

so actually size doesnt matter.
what matter is the girl you are with.

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You should go fuck another prostitute and see what she says..remember never wear protection

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Originally posted by TheCritic all the girls who ar sluts want big cocks. any nice girl will just get the best even from the smallest dick. so actually size doesnt matter. what matter is the girl you are with.

my blowup doll never complains did i just say that out loud

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I measured myself when I was like 15 years old...but I have grown since then...

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Originally posted by TheCritic i finally got it. the prostitute told me i had small dick, cuz she is a slut. offcourse all the girls who ar sluts want big cocks. any nice girl will just get the best even from the smallest dick. so actually size doesnt matter. what matter is the girl you are with.

SIZE DOES MATTER, hahahaha no matter if its with a NY hooker or with your sweet neighbor, hahaha ofcourse what am I thinking girls never fake orgasms so size doesn't matter hahahahahahahahahaha (size and the way you stimulate a gurl matters)

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