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Originally posted by Slylee gawd moral...those are dumb and too obvious...c'mon u gotta spit better game than that. i'd laugh if i heard some of the shit ur posting

Usually I don't use any line. I just make eye contact, flash a smile and then introduce myself. Again, the goal is to make her feel special, I do that I win.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

Try this on

You: "Excuse me" (wait for her response)
Her: "Yes?"
You: "Could you......smile for me?" (smile as you say the smile for me part)
Her: *smiles involuntarily*
You: "Great......See ya" Turn around and SLOWLY walk away.

Odds are pretty good she'll grab you and start chatting YOU up

Am I right ladies?

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Originally posted by dj_bas wow awesome!! that's way bigger than mine

what's got two thumbs and likes blow jobs
*point at self with thumbs*
This guy!

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard what's got two thumbs and likes blow jobs *point at self with thumbs* This guy!

haha that reminded me of a kind of bad joke.

ill tell it anyways

which one doesn't fit: meat, eggs, a blowjob, your wife?

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Originally posted by UWM haha that reminded me of a kind of bad joke. ill tell it anyways which one doesn't fit: meat, eggs, a blowjob, your wife?

Well I like meat eggs and blowjobs so I'm gonna say my wife

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

"do you own a vibrator?"


*falls to the floor and starts convulsing*


"try the Jason4000 today...free of charge!"

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Originally posted by Floorfiller "do you own a vibrator?" *falls to the floor and starts convulsing* "try the Jason4000 today...free of charge!"

I think that may scare them off.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Well I like meat eggs and blowjobs so I'm gonna say my wife

almost

a blowjob

you can beat your meat, you can beat eggs, and you can beat your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob!



(i dont condone hitting women)

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Originally posted by UWM almost a blowjob you can beat your meat, you can beat eggs, and you can beat your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob! (i dont condone hitting women)

Sweet!

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

before chosing the proper pick up line, one must understand the complexity of the male and female brain.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

The female diagram is highly inaccurate. The 'bitch' section should be like 75% of the brain.

yea and there's a huge, "I THINK I'M FUNNIER THAN I REALLY AM" gland missing in the male brain too.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone