just found this on a news website

"If you ever wonder if 'The Simpsons' will be around for another season, just look at how many (of its) executives have to pay alimony."

--NANCY CARTWRIGHT, who does the voice of Bart Simpson.

quote:

Homer : Oh, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut. Homer's Brain : Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts. Homer : Explain how. Homer's Brain : Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Homer : Woo-hoo!

quote:

Big brother representative:Now, Mr. Simpson, may I ask why you're here? Homer's Brain : Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge. Homer : Ummm... revenge? Homer's Brain : Okay, that's it. I'm outta here. [Sound FX: step step step step step... slam]

I love when Homer is talking to his brain

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Clerk: Yep, `General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know. No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day.
Customer: And uh no one's ever caught him?
Clerk: Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell.

Professor Frink: Here is an ordinary square-
Wiggum: Whoa! Whoa! Slow down, egghead!
Frink: But, suppose we extend the square beyond the two dimensions of our universe, along the hypothetical Z-axis, there. This forms a three-dimensional object known as a cube, or a Frinkahedron in honor of its discoverer. Oogle hey, mmm hey.

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Robots, machines, mechanical beings
Automatic and synthetic, we have the means
To take control of this planet and the human race
With our electronic rhythms and the Armageddon Bass