but seriously, you work in a casino, wear sweatpants to work and wear that capitan winkie with pride. walk onto the casino floor with it and hit on the old ladies. they havent seen one of those in years probably so your tips will improve by 100000000000%......... find the oppourtunity in every embarrasing situation.... look what paris hilton did, she made millions off of her movie...

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

are you comparing me to paris hilton?






i guess I do have that run way look to me.

Three words:
TUCK AND COVER!

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are you comparing me to paris hilton? i guess I do have that run way look to me.

naw i was thinking more along the lines of rich spoiled holywood whore...... but dont let me ruin your day over it..... LOL

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

Boomar.


http://grouphug.us/confessions/494735242

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Like hearing my grandmother, talk to her dog that way -- "Ooo
-- puppy!" and I said I'd never do that, ever! And now I have two
dogs and I talk like an imbecile! I wander around, "Ooo! You want
food!" I've turned into a f*cking moron.

I get them allthe time. I eman "no i adont(" *shifty eye*S

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I get them allthe time. I eman "no i adont(" *shifty eye*S

are you drunk/sick again?

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Originally posted by tribu are you drunk/sick again?

LOl im not sick..

lol

at work not concentrating on the hot women in low tops, and looking at the old men usually does it for me

...takes it away i mean.

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so like anchorman type boner?

that was probably the funniest one i saw.

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Originally posted by StereoPrincess so like anchorman type boner? that was probably the funniest one i saw.

haha, exactlyu like that....aheem, but eh, bigger n stuff.




i got another one today. I think it is lack of sleep. casue I only got like 45 mins of sleep yesterday......



more sleep.