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Ahhh Dang im freaken late. Noe this thread is 2 freaken days old!!!! Freaken hell!!
oh well.....
How can someone fuck trance? Maybe fuck to trance. Unless you fuck your speakers. Do you have a speaker fetish? This reminds me of a Billy Conolly Joke:
A Girl goes to the doctor & says: "Ive got a sexual problem Doc. Im ashamed to tell you! Its a fetish problem"
Doc: "oh, it's only a fetish problem, Im sure it's not that bad"
Girl: "well, Im embarrissed to say, but ...errrr Ok I will tell you: I like men to kiss my bum. Oh how bad is it Doc?"
Doc: "hahaha, that's not that bad, Ive got a worse fetish than that."
Girl; "You can't possibly have one worse fetish than my bum kissing fetish!"
Doc: "sure i do! It is really kinky! Do you want me to show you?"
Girl: "Ok then, show me!"
Doc: "Well you will have to take off all your clothes & put your head under that rug over there"
Girl: "You cant be serious, put my head under the rug??"
Doc: "Yup, put you head under the rug. I told you I had a worse fetish problem'
Girl: "Hmmm this does sound kinky"
So the girl takes off her clothes & puts her head under the rug. She waits & waits. Her bum is sticking up in the air so she thinks she might get lucky & get a bit of a bum kissing action too; but that never comes. After 2 hours with her head under the rug she decides to have a peak & see what the Doctor is doing. She slowly lifts her head out from under the rug & sees the Doctor over by his desk reading a news paper.
Girl: "your reading a paper?? i expected something kinky, but this isnt very good at all. What a boring fetish!!"
Doctor: "Oh but while you had you head under the rug I shit in you handbag!"
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