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Originally posted by Haak "hi"

That used to be mine until this last lil saying......

"can i suck your dick, you know, just to practice?"

we have a winner!

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A couple of times I've had girls go down on me and not want anything in return. I always offer to please them too, but sometimes they are just cool like that. One of the coolest things I ever heard was after one of them got done. I asked her if she wanted me to service her and she said no. Then I asked her if she was going to stay at my place and she said, "No, I'm going home."

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Originally posted by Seventil Damn - call me old fashioned - but what happened to things like a girl saying she loves you for the first time? Or something else that we can't find in a MILF hunter episode? Kids these days...

i was thinking that too, but then again, this thread is "The hottest thing a girl has evar told you" and not "The sweetest thing a girl has evar told you".

plus, it's more entertaining to read all this kinky porno shit rather than some mushy love stories.

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Originally posted by NiteMer I asked her if she wanted me to service her and she said no.

did you offer to check her air filter and spark plugs as well?

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Originally posted by lücid did you offer to check her air filter and spark plugs as well?

off the top of my head cant remember hottest line. A hot girl who takes the iniative can say the dumbest, most mundane thing and it will be uber sexy.

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The only sexual explicit hot thing a girl has ever told me is "Go fuck yourself"

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Originally posted by Gunyouken The only sexual explicit hot thing a girl has ever told me is "Go fuck yourself"

And did you?

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Some of the more memorable ones:
1. POLICE!

2. Oh, look what you've done to my teddy bear!

3. Wrong hole!!!

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Originally posted by CynepMeH 2. Oh, look what you've done to my teddy bear!

classic.....thats hilarious.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 classic.....thats hilarious.

I love your sig... about good (reverse) cowgirls... that's soooo true....

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