donkey punch ensures a 2nd date

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Originally posted by beats and beeps Come on now angel, If you think about it...Shes the one pressuring the guy into sex...Thats right...A girl pressuring a guy into sex. Its obvious she likes to be in charge, and I think that there would be no better way to please her than by letting her do you in da p00per with le strapon. Now, if I was the guy, I'd be running far far away from her. But he seems to like her, so he might as well please her. PS: Girl using strapon in ur p00per = Safe Sex!

Well, if she really is pressuring him, he's scared shitless.

But trying to convince him to let her use the strap...that's a little bit......uhhhh.....






I agree with Jason, though. Missionary all the way, then after a bit, switch and have her take the ride.

ok well she is coming over in about hour in a half for dinner and some wine .. what should i make for her to make her in the "special mood"



ok well she is coming over in about hour in a half for dinner and some wine .. what should i make for her to make her in the "special mood"



ok well she is coming over in about hour in a half for dinner and some wine .. what should i make for her to make her in the "special mood"



ok well she is coming over in about hour in a half for dinner and some wine .. what should i make for her to make her in the "special mood"



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Originally posted by Ian^ and If I try really hard, I can fart the melody to PPK - Resurrection

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Originally posted by Floorfiller clams

no no u mean oysters!

practice with ur mom first

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Originally posted by trunks1022 no no u mean oysters!

hehehe yes yes...

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Originally posted by igottaknow practice with ur mom first

Dim the lights.

Light up some candles.

Play some R&B (even though I HATE that shit ass music, it does get you results...)

Get close to her and be romantic.

Take it from there!

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Originally posted by DjSaline donkey punch ensures a 2nd date

quote of the year thus far!!!

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Originally posted by igottaknow practice with ur mom first

just make whatever you are best at. i would hope you don't make her some hamburger helper, but hey...worse comes to worse...go get some take out or something so you don't have to cook...

Wanna know the bad pusy smell? Lick your arm, wait about 20 seconds then smell it. Now multiply that smell by a factor of 20 add a dash of urine-stench and a hint of a piece of salmon that's been left out of the fridge a little too long and you're close.

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