stabbed to death by a hobo for your shoes.

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Beaten in the balls with strong blows from a piece of iron until you suffocate.

No one mentioned a good old throat slitting.

Crushed under your car.

Ripped to shreds by a volatile predator that has recently escaped from the zoo.

Put a tube in your mouth, and keep feedin ya...and feedin ya....

Open the Emergency door on an airplane mid-flight.

Combine Amonia and Bleach in equal parts and seal yourself in a small area.

Tie weights to your feet and jump off a bridge over at least 20 ft of water.

Drink nothing but beer.

Live until your vital functions fail.

How about joing the ranks of either al qaeda, the axis of evil or the coalition of the willing?

Jealous significant other/fiance/spouse/fuck buddy smother you with a pillow.

Blood drained by a goth/emo vampire wanna be.

No sleep.

Meteor striking the earth and blocking out the sun/crushing you/changing the earth's polarity, etc

Shot by a disgruntled employee as you try to kill yourself with Mcdonalds.

Sex with a meth user who has had 200 partners in 2 months (or a sorrority girl)

Post an opinion that differs with another TAs

we're almost there

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how many more?

quote:

Originally posted by Fundamental Decapitation by flying bowler hat.

I might be a little delusional at 245AM, but that made my night/morning!

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by proximity to a suicide bomber

blood poisoning

at a gas station, by a sniper

malaria

injecting a syringe filled with air directly into your blood stream

huffing airplan glue till your brain runs out your nose

drinking a litre of bleach

guillotine

sucked mercilessly into the vacuum of space

getting too close to the sun

sent to sleep with the fish

mistakenly drinking a drink with rufies, you stumble into the bathroom to puke and drown in the toilet

playing chicken with the train

shooting oneself by accident

misfire on the ol' parachute

jumping from a hot air balloon with a 100 ft rope tied around your neck

death by giant squid

washing skyscraper's windows and having your harness give way.

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You could suffocate while giving vigorus oral sex to a female.

let's not forget plastic bag over the head from behind

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impalement?

getting mongol (ghengis khan) on yous... dunno if that's a good or bad thing yet.

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quote:

Originally posted by {b.s.e.} let's not forget plastic bag over the head from behind

eating a gram of LSD

eating 10 grams of LSD

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quote:

Originally posted by {b.s.e.} eating 10 grams of LSD

Why stop there?

I didnt.