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Originally posted by verndogs it wasn't really disgusting...there were no wet farts afterall

That makes me cringe.

And WTF is up with your custom?

Farting

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Originally posted by vrahnos do they ever fart? i'm 22 years old and i never heard a woman farts!

if your mother didn't fart in the past, i don't think u'd be here today

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Last edited by raph93 on May-22-2005 at 16:06

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink i guess im gay, guys

hey cutie

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Originally posted by Mebot we're all human even supermodels fart i suppose

you're a robot.... a mebot

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Like hearing my grandmother, talk to her dog that way -- "Ooo
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food!" I've turned into a f*cking moron.

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Originally posted by Dervish I dunno why but I keep reading that and pissing myself laughing. I think it's the "smirk on my face" bit but it cracks me up. I can just see that happening

lol, I've also done a surprise attack on my girl. We've been lying in bed together & she is reading a book. I hold the sheets down while I slowly squeeze out a juicy ripe fluff. I go to my girl "guess what?" & she goes "what?" & I pull the sheet up over her head & she gets gassed in the chamber of doom! I crack myself up, though she never finds it funny

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ lol, I've also done a surprise attack on my girl. We've been lying in bed together & she is reading a book. I hold the sheets down while I slowly squeeze out a juicy ripe fluff. I go to my girl "guess what?" & she goes "what?" & I pull the sheet up over her head & she gets gassed in the chamber of doom! I crack myself up, though she never finds it funny

0wned!!!
HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ lol, I've also done a surprise attack on my girl. We've been lying in bed together & she is reading a book. I hold the sheets down while I slowly squeeze out a juicy ripe fluff. I go to my girl "guess what?" & she goes "what?" & I pull the sheet up over her head & she gets gassed in the chamber of doom! I crack myself up, though she never finds it funny

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ lol, I've also done a surprise attack on my girl. We've been lying in bed together & she is reading a book. I hold the sheets down while I slowly squeeze out a juicy ripe fluff. I go to my girl "guess what?" & she goes "what?" & I pull the sheet up over her head & she gets gassed in the chamber of doom! I crack myself up, though she never finds it funny

hahahaha dutch oven if im not mistaken!

and yes girls fart, and its just as bad as guys. my friends sister rips the worst SBDs, she's hot as shit too so its a little weird. we were sitting around watching cowboy bebop and im like "wtf is that smell" and she starts cracking up...then one time she came up and farted on me while i was spinning at a house party

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if a woman farted whilst i was bedding her you bet believe that i'd pay that shit down...i'd me like baby its cool everyone's doing it. i'd probably fart too just so she wouldn't stop fucking me...