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Wakes up at the top of a tall lighthouse centered in a mine field that extends for half a mile in all directions. One side of the field ends on a cliff that overhangs the ocean. As you descend the stairs of the lighthouse you trip and fall ten stories down the shaft and hit the bottom. Both of your arms are broken but you can still walk. You decide to make a run through the mine field in a random direction. You run and run, luckily avoiding every mine, until you realize you're heading straight for the sea cliff. Just as you're about to run off the edge a mine explodes and takes off one of your legs. You fall down several hundred feet, hitting your head on a rock as you go. When you hit the water you are unconcious. You wash up on the beach with two broken arms and one missing leg. You wake up, and suddenly a big sea bird comes and says "CAW CAW CAW!" as it flies feet over your head while shitting on your face, scaring you so badly you have a heart attack and die.
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Last edited by Aiwendil on Jul-01-2005 at 14:33
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