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KKEFKA
Feel The Vibe
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: Newmarket
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MY WEMF Review
INTRODUCTION
Once upon a time in a town called Tweed there was 8000 sketch bags who came together to celebrate drugs, music, friendships and drugs.
It all began Thursday when Jem came to my place to crash before heading to Tweed. We just chilled and watched the funniest video’s on the net (Look in the YouTube thread for the Chappelle, Dane Cook and the vid Carney posted) drank some beers and got little sleep getting pumped for WEMF.
ACT ONE
So we get up and drop of Jem’s coolers with Danni at second cup (Thanks Drew and Danni for taking care of the coolers traveling needs this weekend) then we headed to pick up Lars and Alex. We get there and have to reorganize all our shit because apparently Lars is moving to Tweed. Get that dealt with only to discover that Lars has even more shit for us to pick up. We get to her friends house to get the sleeping bag and other shit only to discover the sleeping bag is not in the bag. Now normally this wouldn’t be a big deal, but if you witnessed the monstrosity of that event you would have ripped out your own eye balls with a rusty tin can. What a shit show. I still can’t get over how long it took them to put the sleeping bag in the bag. So after that we have to reorganize the car again. We then continue to run Lars errands because that was the whole point of the weekend. After Lars is satisfied that her demands have been meet we are then aloud to finally head to WEMF. Thank you Lars. (I love you  )
We get there to the biggest line up ever. We decide to drop me and Alex off with the tents and gear so Jem and Lars can go back into town to get much needed supplies (Beer).
We go through the walk in line and let me tell you wholly shit. You don’t get checked like that going into prison. What was with those security guards? Quite the difference from the car checkers that’s for sure.
We finally get in and set up shop and wait and wait for our beverages I mean friends to return. They finally get back and the rapidity of drinking that ensued when they arrived would have brought a tear to any true alcoholic’s eyes. It was beautiful.
My memories get a little desiccated after that. The music was awesome from what I remember and I liked what I heard from Deko-ze’s set. Andrew’s set was pumping too. I loved when Dave played at the renegade stage. The best was when we all tried to walk across the ditch to hear Dave and everyone feel in. So sketch.
If the lady whose van tried to run me over causing me to go across the hood of her car is reading this - shame on you for spilling my beer.
HIGHLIGHT
Adventure walk around WEMF with: Alex, Jem, Drew, Danni and others who have escaped my mind at the moment.
ACT TWO
I woke up around I don’t know o’clock and got right back into it with my bud. Only at WEMF is the first thing you do when you wake up is crack a cold one and no one will even bat and eye. All the TA’s that morning just chilled and laughed our asses off as everyone told stories of their nights and their crazy antics.
Just chilled with everyone till the Euro-Battle Royal II was on and headed down with Jem, Danni, Andrew, Michelle, Katy and TO Guy. The battle was awesome I loved every minute of it.
We all came back and just chilled till Jelo came on and reminded everyone why they love electronic music. Wicked set. Then I went with Michelle to listen to some happy hardcore. I loved it! It was so crazy in there but way to hot. We left and came back in time for The Thrillseekers most amazing set.
CLIMAX
Was dancing up a storm and then Katy comes and gets me so we can head back stage to listen to j00f. We then wait for j00f and get on stage and just rock right out    . It was awesome being up there and seeing everyone just giving her.
Then there was Mark EG. Damn . What a psycho that guy is. He was just so entertaining to watch let alone listen to. From throwing records around to spilling water all over the decks and fucking shit up - just pure chaos, he was still able to mix somehow. Does anyone know the second track he dropped was? Brilliant track I got to get a hold of it.
After that impiety we went back and chilled for a bit with everyone and then went back to hear the end of Savages set. After that I just rocked out for the rest of the night with Jem and the sketch angels.
AND SKETCH
You know WEMF isn’t WEMF without some sketch stories.
Let me tell you a bit about my top three Sketchers of WEMF. This won't really give them true justice because you had to have heard/scene it to fully understand such sketch.
Third place goes to “Steak Man”
Now this is something even I couldn’t make up on my wildest days.
Someone correct me if I’m wrong about some of the details of this, but here’s the story of Steak Man. I can’t remember who it was but they had a steak that ended up going bad so they decided to throw it away. Buddy whose American NOT Canadian walks by and sees this decides to pick the steak up go get caution tape put holes in the steak and then wear it as a necklace. He then goes on to say that woman will love it. If by woman you mean a pack of starving bitches, then yes buddy you’ll be leader of the pack.
Buddy if you’re somehow reading this STAY IN THE STATES AND NEVER COME BACK!!! WEMF OR CANADA DOESN’T WANT YOU BACK!!!!!
I pray for you.
Second place goes to “Frees-be/ Pose/ Ice Cream/ Skip Man”
This fucking sketch bag was unbelievable !!!! You can’t find sketch like this anywhere. Buddy was randomly walking around all cracked out with a huge frees-be with no one to play with so he just wandered aimlessly around looking for peps to play with (no one was up for the challenge). Then he comes back around our camp site (he’s given up on frees-be now) and looks over at Lars and stars copying her pose.  ? He then leaves. Of course like the rising of the sun he comes by again. This time he’s wearing ice cream. Apparently the drugs he was on made hand and eye coordination unattainable because he had ice cream all over his face. To his credit however he was at least trying to lick it off. I guess he thought the napkin he was holding his ice cream with was destined for more important things. By now F.I.P.S Man has an audience unbeknown to him who are almost pissing their pants laughing at the walking shit show circus. He then starts skipping off down the road . I feel for his family and friends.
Buddy if you’re somehow reading this STOP NOW AND SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY!!! YOU HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM!!!!!
May someone find a reason for your birth.
First Place
First place actually goes to a group of people because the sum is greater than the parts. They where the Charlie’s Angels of sketch bags. I’m going to leave the other two nameless for their protection, but the leader of the pack will not be spared.
Not only his he the one who organized this group of misfits but he is also there leader. I present SKETCH KING!!!!!
I don’t even know were to begin here. Jamie I have never laughed so hard in my entire life then on Sunday morning listening to your antics. Everyone should have a moment like that. From the goggles to the fish bowl comment to you chilling in the car was just something that had to have been seen to be believed. Thank you for the moment in my life.
Jamie I know you’re reading this DON’T EVER GET RID OF THOSE GLASSES OR MISS ANOTHER WEMF THAT I ATTEND!!!!! LONG LIVE THE SKETCH KING!!!!! 
SUMMARY
This had better not be the last WEMF.
I Love WEMF!!!!
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO- What a Ride!" Unknown 
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Jem_hadar
I remember...
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Pandora (South of Nowhere)
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| quote: | Originally posted by KKEFKA
We get there and have to reorganize all our shit because apparently Lars is moving to Tweed. |
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
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Get that dealt with only to discover that Lars has even more shit for us to pick up. We get to her friends house to get the sleeping bag and other shit only to discover the sleeping bag is not in the bag. Now normally this wouldn’t be a big deal, but if you witnessed the monstrosity of that event you would have ripped out your own eye balls with a rusty tin can. What a shit show. I still can’t get over how long it took them to put the sleeping bag in the bag. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
| quote: | | So after that we have to reorganize the car again. We then continue to run Lars errands because that was the whole point of the weekend. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
| quote: | | After Lars is satisfied that her demands have been meet we are the aloud to finally head to WEMF. Thank you Lars. (I love you ) |
We go through the walk in line and let me tell you wholly shit. You don’t get checked like that going into prison.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
| quote: | | They finally get back and the rapidity of drinking that ensued when they arrived would have brought a tear to any true alcoholic’s eyes. It was beautiful. |
I take drinking VERY seriously! You know that! 
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The best was when we all tried to walk across the ditch to hear Dave and everyone feel in. So sketch. |
Bastards! Me and Andrew should have known better though and not gone in first! Shame on us!
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If the lady whose van tried to run me over causing me to go across the hood of her car is reading this - shame on you for spilling my beer. |
OK - LET ME CLARIFY!
By this Jay means, RANDOMLY with Me, Andrew, Drew (?) he fucking decides in his head HEY! YOU KNOW WHAT GUYS, WOULDNT IT BE GREAT IF I CHARGED A FUCKING VAN AND FLEW OVER THE HOOD OF IT WHILE GOING MACH 2?!!
^^ Well, thats whut he fucking did. He ran like Jaugernaut from X-Men 3, FULL FUCING TILT at the bloody van (I AM SO SERIOUS) and fucking LAUNCHED HIMSELF at it! He fucking flew at the hodo of hte car and litterally slip over it and crashed into teh fucking ground! This was one of the most priceless memories of Firday night! Me and Andrew (and Drew?) fucking DIED!!! i fell to the ground laughign (that must be how i got so dirty lars!  ) BRILLIANT! Jay's a fucking crazy black man! THe woman was so bloody fucking pissed she fucking threw Jay's beer at him!!!!!! JOKESSSS!!!! I wish yall could have been there to see that shit! OMG
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Adventure walk around WEMF with: Alex, Jem, Drew, Danni and others who have escaped my mind at the moment. |
^^ loved it SO MUCH! SO MUCH! FInding that fucknig house stage in teh middle of Drum n Bass/Jungle land was AWESOME!
| quote: | | Only at WEMF is the first thing you do when you wake up is crack a cold one and no one will even bat and eye. All the TA’s that morning just chilled and laughed our asses off as everyone told stories of their nights and their crazy antics. |
SO great!
| quote: | | Just chilled with everyone till the Euro-Battle Royal II was on and headed down with Jem, Danni, Andrew, Michelle, Katy and TO Guy. The battle was awesome I loved every minute of it. |
Can anyone tell if I was having a good time in there?   oh gad HEAVEN TUNES! for fucking almost 2 hours! (if only the mixing where better... Danny DJ transitions more impressively... but when ur hearing euro, who gives a fucking shit! PLAY ME MY TUNES bitch! I dont care if u fucking trainwreck EVERY song!
| quote: | | Then I went with Michelle to listen to some happy hardcore. I loved it! It was so crazy in there but way to hot. We left and came back in time for The Thrillseekers most amazing set. |
WHY TEH FUCK didnt you bastards get me! MICHELEL KNOWS i love happy hardcore! FUCK! I would have gone! I didnt hear one HHC set the who fucking weekedn! And I LOVE candy ravers!  this really saddens me! I wanted ot see you experience happy hardcore for hte first time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck jay and michelle! I feel so betrayed and like i missed out! i know I was still up then, what happened?
| quote: | It was awesome being up there and seeing everyone just giving her.
Then there was Mark EG. Damn . What a psycho that guy is. He was just so entertaining to watch let alone listen to. From throwing records around to spilling water all over the decks and fucking shit up - just pure chaos, he was still able to mix somehow. |
Petty pointed you out on stage to me! Dude, you always find higher ground eh Jay? LOL love it.
And yea, Mark EG is the best psycho in the WORLD! How he mixes, i dont fucking konw, but he pulls it off and i love the guy! I cant wait ot see him next in TO!!!! !!
| quote: | | After that I just rocked out for the rest of the night with Jem and the sketch angels. |
I love my fucking music and my crazy high meetings and conversations with randoms!! I told yall Id go hard at WEMF! WEMF is my party of the fucking year, 160 fucking percent i go out! No fucking Armins with me passing out! I had my 3.5 hours sleep on sat night before thrillseekers. that was all i needed for the wkend!
| quote: | AND SKETCH
You know WEMF isn’t WEMF without some sketch stories.
Let me tell you a bit about my top three Sketchers of WEMF. This won't really give them true justice because you had to have heard/scene it to fully understand such sketch.
Third place goes to “Steak Man”
Now this is something even I couldn’t make up on my wildest days.
Someone correct me if I’m wrong about some of the details of this, but here’s the story of Steak Man. I can’t remember who it was but they had a steak that ended up going bad so they decided to throw it away. Buddy whose American NOT Canadian walks by and sees this decides to pick the steak up go get caution tape put holes in the steak and then wear it as a necklace. He then goes on to say that woman will love it. If by woman you mean a pack of starving bitches, then yes buddy you’ll be leader of the pack.
Buddy if you’re somehow reading this STAY IN THE STATES AND NEVER COME BACK!!! WEMF OR CANADA DOESN’T WANT YOU BACK!!!!!
I pray for you.
Second place goes to “Frees-be/ Pose/ Ice Cream/ Skip Man”
This fucking sketch bag was unbelievable !!!! You can’t find sketch like this anywhere. Buddy was randomly walking around all cracked out with a huge frees-be with no one to play with so he just wandered aimlessly around looking for peps to play with (no one was up for the challenge). Then he comes back around our camp site (he’s given up on frees-be now) and looks over at Lars and stars copying her pose. ? He then leaves. Of course like the rising of the sun he comes by again. This time he’s wearing ice cream. Apparently the drugs he was on made hand and eye coordination unattainable because he had ice cream all over his face. To his credit however he was at least trying to lick it off. I guess he thought the napkin he was holding his ice cream with was destined for more important things. By now F.I.P.S Man has an audience unbeknown to him who are almost pissing their pants laughing at the walking shit show circus. He then starts skipping off down the road . I feel for his family and friends.
Buddy if you’re somehow reading this STOP NOW AND SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY!!! YOU HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM!!!!!
May someone find a reason for your birth. |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ HOLY JESUS! JAY, you are the master story teller! My eyes are still moist from this shit! Its all so true! That FIPS man blew my mind! He immitated lars! fucking CLASSIC SHIT! So golden funny!!!!!!! Lars died too... i think he was her favourite (unless i was! )
| quote: | First Place
First place actually goes to a group of people because the sum is greater than the parts. They where the Charlie’s Angels of sketch bags. I’m going to leave the other two nameless for their protection, but the leader of the pack will not be spared.
Not only his he the one who organized this group of misfits but he is also there leader. I present SKETCH KING!!!!!
I don’t even know were to begin here. Jamie I have never laughed so hard in my entire life then on Sunday morning listening to your antics. Everyone should have a moment like that. From the goggles to the fish bowl comment to you chilling in the car was just something that had to have been seen to be believed. Thank you for the moment in my life.
Jamie I know you’re reading this DON’T EVER GET RID OF THOSE GLASSES OR MISS ANOTHER WEMF THAT I ATTEND!!!!! LONG LIVE THE SKETCH KING!!!!!
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I did it for the Team and the crew! Lucas Mead would have been very proud of me! I really plowed through that night and morning with as much sketch and retarded fucked up antics I could muster! life is great! i feel 20 years younger than i did on thursday! Ha!
| quote: | SUMMARY
This had better not be the last WEMF.
I Love WEMF!!!! |
   
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TECHNO IS THE BEST NOISE ON EARTH.
Save Techno - Stop Minimal / Tech-House
Last edited by Jem_hadar on Jul-25-2006 at 05:43
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