Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
- In the bar approach random good looking woman
- Buy her drink and talk to her
- Wait till she has to go to the toliet and put rophynol in her drink
- Patiently for her to pass out
- Take her home
- Undress her
- Bang away at her unconscious body
- Redress her
- Move her onto the sofa
- When she wakes up in the morning tell her she had too much to drink and passed out.
lolerape
well theres nothign funny about rape.. but a boobgrab is fun.
Nov-28-2006 13:32
Nrg2Nfinit
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Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Ottawa
these are some things you can try at a bar.
-go up to a girl and put your hand on her bum and start a conversation (usually if shes really drunk she wont notice til 5 minutes into the conversation that your hand has been on her bum, therefore if she asks, tell her "you seemed to be enjoying it for the past 5 minutes, so i thought id continue doing it". if she immedialtly notice, say "sorry and move your hand up to her hip")
-look at a girls boobs on purpose and say "wow you have such a beautiful face". She'll probably laugh and there you go. broke the ice then continue to talk to her. If she gets upset, appologize, hopefully things will smooth out.
- tell a girl, "excuse me, come here i have a serious question to ask you". Then she'll be ready and fully attentive to you. This is where you simply say "Hi". After that she'll be baffled and initiate a full conversation with you.
Nov-28-2006 13:43
Ivand
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You can always ask a girl to plow your field
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Nov-28-2006 13:51
Dj O'Callaghan
The UKTA Triggerman
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Northampton UK
quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
these are some things you can try at a bar.
-go up to a girl and put your hand on her bum and start a conversation (usually if shes really drunk she wont notice til 5 minutes into the conversation that your hand has been on her bum, therefore if she asks, tell her "you seemed to be enjoying it for the past 5 minutes, so i thought id continue doing it". if she immedialtly notice, say "sorry and move your hand up to her hip")
-look at a girls boobs on purpose and say "wow you have such a beautiful face". She'll probably laugh and there you go. broke the ice then continue to talk to her. If she gets upset, appologize, hopefully things will smooth out.
- tell a girl, "excuse me, come here i have a serious question to ask you". Then she'll be ready and fully attentive to you. This is where you simply say "Hi". After that she'll be baffled and initiate a full conversation with you.
At NRG giving it the Don Juan!
You don't need to bother with bars. Just go over to Egypt, pick the best looking chick. She won't ever leave you because she lives in fear of being stoned to death in the street.
I personally just rip the piss out of birds in a fun way. If I have time to get to know them I tkae notice of their insecurities and just play on them. If I have a lack of time I just think up a generic topic about how shit her hair or shoes look. Works quite well too!
Originally posted by lücid
1. spit on hand
2. grab dick
3. tug it
4. profit
You are my idol.
Nov-28-2006 14:26
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
dude myra...ur hilarious. and it's almost kind of creepy because you look like such a sweet little innocent thing.
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Nov-28-2006 15:18
Nrg2Nfinit
ItaloDiscoAddict
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Ottawa
quote:
Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
You don't need to bother with bars. Just go over to Egypt, pick the best looking chick. She won't ever leave you because she lives in fear of being stoned to death in the street.
lol.. its not 1982 there haha.. times have changed man.. woman can now have jobs outside the kitchen.
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I personally just rip the piss out of birds in a fun way. If I have time to get to know them I tkae notice of their insecurities and just play on them. If I have a lack of time I just think up a generic topic about how shit her hair or shoes look. Works quite well too!
yeah thats fun. doing it a nice way of course you dont want ot hurt their feelings
Nov-28-2006 15:44
Dj O'Callaghan
The UKTA Triggerman
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Northampton UK
quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
lol.. its not 1982 there haha.. times have changed man.. woman can now have jobs outside the kitchen.
Can they be educated too now? .
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yeah thats fun. doing it a nice way of course you dont want ot hurt their feelings
It works better if you hurt their feelings, because they always come back for more
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Nov-28-2006 15:59
Nrg2Nfinit
ItaloDiscoAddict
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Ottawa
quote:
Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
Can they be educated too now? . \
probably
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It works better if you hurt their feelings, because they always come back for more
At NRG giving it the Don Juan! 
