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EC SURVIVAL GUIDE
Forever now, Earthcore has been the party that doesn't care too much about itself. It keeps doing what it does best - that is, brining a veritable
plethora of talented and diverse acts to a single location in the late Spring.
The weather tends to be warm and the stars come out at night. For many, it's the ultimate wind down - an escape from the pressures of life. An opportunity to mingle with friends, meet new ones and share experiences. Literally everything down to the first aid booth and the chill out areas have been carefully thought out to ensure you have a safe and enjoyable
weekend.
It is important to remember though, that you are a guest of Mother Nature so avoid doing things that aren't in the spirit of the event. Ensure you are responsible in your travel to and from the venue - get plenty of rest and don't to anything you will regret. Ensure you bring the two Ts - soft toilet paper and a toothbrush; and if you can swing it, a spray on deodorant to respect if not yourself - then those around you. Also keep in mind that Earthcore brings people from all walks of life together - keep an open mind.
New experiences are guaranteed to abound while new friendships and camaraderie are standard.
The weather can play havoc with Earthcore so ensure you are adequately
prepared. The event will go on rain, hail or shine and in Victoria, there is a
good possibility of all three. The outdoors get cold at night, regardless of
the daytime temperature, so be prepared and bring warm clothes with you. This year, the party plays host to one of its greatest line-ups ever and will include John 00 Fleming, Nick Sentience, D.A.V.E The Drummer, Brisker and Magitman, Tsuyoshi Suzuki, Extrawelt, Luke Vibert and a swag of locals plus more.
Toilets and showers are provided so bring a towel and some footwear to
negotiate your way around those areas. If you're going to smuggle friends in the boot of the car, make sure you put them under the mat - otherwise they will get discovered and the lot of you will enjoy the weekend listening to the sound of bass in the distance. Above all, treat everyone with the same respect you would expect to be treated with yourself. Finally, ensure you vote before you make the trip - Federal Elections are compulsory and the weekend falls on that date. Check out www.aec.gov.au <http://www.aec.gov.au> to find your
nearest early voting centers. Don't get the fine! Other than that, bring your sense and good humor and prepare to have a great
time!
What to bring:
Aspirin. Because you know you'll need it in the morning.
Bananas. They are back to being cheap again and are much better for you than drugs.
Caffeine. Maybe not for the drive there, but certainly for the drive home.
Diesel. Generally you'll get 20% more from your tank. So what if the bomb
likes unleaded.
Eccentricity. Hell knows, without it, you will certainly do some standing out.
Faculties. Sometimes you can let hair down; other times you just have to be in one piece.
Gorilla. The stuffed kind. It will give you something to hold on to while mum
is at home.
Honesty. Find a wallet, hand it in. Lose your wallet, make it home. It's a two way street.
Intelligence. There might be just one moment where it will come in handy. Or maybe not.
Johnson. If you're a boy anyway. There might be plenty of Anna Nicole around.
Be
safe.
Kite. Just so you can talk kites, to all those predisposed to things that fly.
Like hey, cool!
Lesbians. And extra points if you can make them kiss in front of you. So what if they're hot.
Magic. Tricks can entertain and be entertaining. Music isn't always what it's
cut out to be.
Nipples. Even if they tack-on. Run around seeing how many people will actually suck them.
Oprah. Bring that fat bitch along. Imagine if everyone brought Oprah - or at least a doll.
Pyjamas. Or you could just wear them anyway. I guess most people do, so you'll fit right in.
Quiz. First person to answer who the first president of the USA was wins.
Rabbi. Bring one of those and get him into the swing of it. Keep it
multi-cultural.
Samaritan. One member of the group to look after the rest. Invariably
required.
Invaluable.
Talc. Just so you can dance easier. Or hang on, it's mostly grass. But bring
it in case.
Underwear. And bring more than one pair in case you decide to shit yourself.
Valium. For the passenger seat drive home. Make sure you're predisposed to tuning out.
Wordbook. Like a crossword, but less difficult. Fill in the gap. For example,
_ _ _
kie.
Xylophone. Because what the fuck else are you going to bring that starts with the letter x?
Zoloft. For the Tuesday and the subsequent week after.
What not to bring:
Attitude. Because it really sucks when someone behaves like an ass. Or anally retentively.
Bad Behavior. For the same reasons as above. Leave the childhood antics at the gate.
Computer. Tune out for a couple of days. The spam and porn surfing can wait till Monday.
Dingo. Especially to keep around the tent and especially if you bring your
newborn.
Elderly. Apparently the volume can upset the pace maker and the hearing aid.
Filth. By all means create it there; just don't bring it along with you as you
arrive.
Glucose. The country police and the sniffer dogs can't tell the difference. Oh and no glass.
Homework. You don't want to be the odd one out because you brought your schoolbooks.
Idiots. Leave the bogans at home to eat potato chips and drink beer. Love one, love all.
Joints. If you're going to smoke, use a minimum 6 foot bong. Joints are so
1997.
Ketamine. Not for you and not for its proper use. Leave the horse
tranquilizers to the vet.
Losers. Stereo systems and low cars are for Chapel St. We don't like that kind out here.
Mediocrity. Earthcore is about extremes. Either pathetic or perfect, no in
betweens.
Negativity. This is about peace, love and happiness. On Monday, you can
resume.
Osteoarthritis. It makes dancing really difficult, especially when doing
handstands.
Parents. Unless they're totally fucking cool, it's the last time they'll ever
let you out again.
Quota. Don't say I'll only do this much. Let your hair down and do what comes naturally.
Rubbish. Or at least don't leave it behind. It's your environment, look after
it.
Stingrays. They are slimy, gross and if you get too close, they'll slice the
shit out of you.
Taliban. It's more than likely they'll be hiding under a rock or in a cave
nearby anyway.
Unhappiness. Come happy, leave exalted. Come unhappy & leave the miserable shit you are
Vegetables. Heaven knows there will be a fire sale on those come the end of the party.
Weapons. More power to the man that talks his way out of trouble than the one who kills.
X-Box. Its not as cool as the PS3 and there probably won't be anywhere to play it.
Yobbos. Unless he speaks with a lisp, his name is Kenny and he cleans dunnies for a living.
Zebra. I can guarantee you'll be far better off dressing up as one, that
bringing one along.
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Too old for this shit. But still luvin it
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