lol! loves it

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Originally posted by DigiNut Let's read your post again: Did the thought of doing something because your partner wants to do it ever occur to you? No, of course it didn't, you only do what you're in the mood to do, which I'm pretty sure is to lie there like a fucking corpse daydreaming and waiting for an orgasm. When a guy has just spent the past 10 hours dealing with stressful work, people he hates, never-ending traffic jams and all-around bullshit, he wants rough sex to vent some of that frustration, not to get cock-teased for an hour because you don't know how to speed things up yourself. Of course he does it anyway, we all do, but that's for your benefit, not ours, dumbass. As for the small dick comment - what are you, 15? Your logic makes no sense either. If anything, having a huge cock is going to make things go faster, not slower, all else being equal. Tell me I don't need to explain that, please.

lots of deluded broads out there, actually think they're good in bed. A lot of men will do what they have to do to just to keep getting some.

Am I bitter? Yes... and a bit salty too

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Originally posted by Ravemontreal Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

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Originally posted by Enjoy a classic from the aria days: me: are you on TA? girl: uhhhh... im on speed

My fave: I also need a healthy mix of positions to get off but I really love this one...kinda like doggy style but the girl is lying flat on her stomach with face on pillow. If the girl has a nice juicy bum this works pefrectly. It also happens to be my girl's fave position.....how convenient.

O ya, a good dirty sanchez on the weekend helps spice things up

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Originally posted by above'N'beyond ..kinda like doggy style but the girl is lying flat on her stomach with face on pillow. If the girl has a nice juicy bum this works pefrectly.

+1 love this one. Its even better if she just kinda sticks her butt up a little...

Roger Sanchez?

Use a pillow for that

- Dr Philth.

yes, flat and face down on the pillow is good. Also convenient if she's a "butterface" too (everything's nice BUT HER FACE)

"Love is only a light switch away"

- Lennypie

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Originally posted by Ravemontreal Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

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Originally posted by Enjoy a classic from the aria days: me: are you on TA? girl: uhhhh... im on speed

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Originally posted by Spin Laden - Lennypie

LoL, enough of that!

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Originally posted by Ravemontreal Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

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Originally posted by Enjoy a classic from the aria days: me: are you on TA? girl: uhhhh... im on speed

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak +1 hardcore sex and humiliation are so much better when you are in love. "Making love" is for dudes with small dicks who can't hit it right...they need the kenny g and flower shit cuz their cocks aint enough. I'll fucking crush your sternum and cock slap your face like it was international patty cake day and you would fucking love it...dont lie. edit : and if you want to put effort into being the best you can be, be a slut because any man who says he loves making love and rose petals is thinking about taking it up the ass while doing you. seriously stop watching seventh heaven..its fucking bad for you

lol

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Originally posted by *TiEsTo*SuX* haha.. why so angry...? u need to go get laid... I love tranceaddict and how offended pple get...take it easy...what works for me doensn't necessarily have to work for you...u can go fuck ur gf to the point where she's bleeding and have the time of ur life...I think that sux....but opionions differ.... You're an asshole and let's just leave it at that

1.i AM an asshole
2.you would love it if i cramed it sidways into yours and did the hokey pokey till you turned yourself around.
3.You failed to answer my question...age? "reality is for fools live dreams"-nightrider
4.admit you were laying it on thicker than i with my tainted jizz on milf chin.
5."Napalm sticks to little children"
Call me

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy favorite position is when i have my gf doggystyle and i wrapped her pony tail around my fist, boxer style, and while thrust i use my ponytailed fist to punch her head into the headboard simultaneously.

LMFAO

dialing x-gfs... now.......

probably scissors... I find its all in all the best for mutual... I have to say though, anything more than 2 times in a row gets a bit old... Doggy style is passe... I mean, good here and there, but overall, boring after about 2 seconds - unless of course, you're one of those guys who goes after the 2 second mark... in which case, enjoy you bastards

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Last edited by Elendil on Jun-30-2007 at 16:45

is it wrong if i'm jacking off to this thread????