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It has to be during sex, right?
I mean there's extreme situations where access to the toilet is almost unavailable (hand-gliding comes to mind... I suppose you just land in the woods somewhere).
But if we're talking about everyday situations - meeting, chilling with friends, driving with a car insturctor - you can always excuse yourself and go to the bathroom and come back. I mean it's human, people will understand.
But during sex, especially with a beautiful girl, you can't just be like "Ohh excuse me for a second baby..." and go to the bathroom, which always happens to be under 10 feet away. So she's sitting there, completely unsatisfied and going dry, while listening to you shitting your ass off (ironically enough getting satisfied), there's no way you come back and she's still in the mood.
Meanwhile you still got a rockhard boner and the sexdrive of a rabbit, trying to get it on, while the smell slowly drifts into the room because you forgot to turn the ceiling-exhaust on and close the door to the bathroom.
Fucking idiot.
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