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| quote: | Originally posted by IpLaYWiTLiGhTs
girlfriend says it sounds like a grasshopper
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Magda: Hey Richie - did you know that time and place exist in blurry indistinct partnership here in trendy Berlin?
Richie: Magda, you don't have to tell me that I have recently been "going out of myself" trying to get into myself while coming out of myself to extend myself, if you know what I mean.
Magda: Do you mean like in Being John Malkovich?
Richie: Yeah kinda thing Magda, except Im so fucking cool I don't need to pay John Fucking Cusack 200 bucks for the privilege! You know. Magda, when I found you I told you that I would be the wise one and you would be the grasshopper?
Magda: Yeah Richie I remember that and if I should forget, you remind me of it every day!
Richie: Well its about 3pm Magda and its time for a cup of tea! Can you put the Philip Stark designer kettle on please?
Magda: PG Tips?
Richie: PG Fucking tips? Im Richie Hawtin! I don't drink PG fucking Tips! Get me a cup of that Lapsang Souching and make it snappy grasshopper!
Magda: One day you're gonna be sorry for this Richie
Richie: Do I have to remind you that Miss Freaking Dinky is after a room in a trendy central Berlin duplex??
Magda: I'll put the kettle on.
Richie: Make sure its a minimal cup grasshopper.
Ricardo: Did someone say minimal?
Richie: Hey Ricardo!
Magda: Hey Ricardo!
Ricardo: Look what I just bought!
Richie: Perhaps another t-shirt?
Ricardo: Nein Dumkopf! Today is sontag ya?
Richie: aha
Ricardo: well today is record shopping day! I got the latest Helmut Bumpusher! "Living Lightbulbs (Alcoachofa Remix)"
Richie: I had the cdr for 6 months Ricardo! Im Richie Hawtin!
Magda: I havent heard it!
Richie: Thats because youre making the tea Magda! Anyhow Ricardo I was saying to Magda how time and place exist in blurry indistinct partnership! what do you think?
Ricardo: Well I once had a t-shirt with that written on. It was a v-neck one in brown with green piping! It went really well with my brown suede Ug Boots! But I so agree with you Richie! We are currently within the vast thoughtscapes of this neo-liberal utopia currently under construction don't you know?
Magda: Im sure I read that line someplace!
Richie: Grasshopper, I got one word it begins with T and ends with Tea!
Magda: Im coming.......
Ricardo: Anyhow Richie, how do you know it's "time" for tea?
Richie: In Windsor Ontario we always stopped for afternoon tea!
Ricardo: Maybe in Twee Windsor Ontario you did such things but this is BERLIN! Remember here in Berlin the clock is only a utility that marks the time between contacts, events and projects; otherwise it is useless!
Richie: Well every day at 3pm the project is afternoon tea!
Ricardo: How minimal! Its so crass that its actually ubercoolische! Magda, can you make me a mug of that PG Tips Love?
Richie: oh jeez..........sigh
Which reminds me, never got my tea 
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I'd dance my ass off to that!
