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Originally posted by Fpcookie oh well. i owe you a drink jolz

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just hold back on the roofies

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Originally posted by narcism w00t just hold back on the roofies

Ya, no more than 2.

Spa all the way, the suction cup of AssBrutalizer1000 Super Intrusive dildo was not designed to hold this 10lbs monstrosity in a horizontal position, suctioned to the shower tile. Hence, spa is the only option if you plan to mount it.

Wait. You mean sex with other people??? Why you askin C0r - every 1 knows c0r folk is sc0reless, bunch of wankin' mastrubators.

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sandbox sex

Sand in the vagina?

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Originally posted by msz sandbox sex

yea but for girls like frenchie, that's pointless for the dude u know? they need something new & exciting.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Shower... you have to get more creative

One leg hiked up, the other one spread out... SWITCH LEGS! Then bend over! Up against the wall! Going down on each other is fun too

The jacuzzi/spa is fun too, but with the body heat and friction and then heat from the jacuzzi... I get faint and dizzy.