yea shitting is definitely something i think everyone should do in private but i know not everyone feels that way. i personally will never do that in front of my bf or husband. it's not necessary and it's just something i'd like to do alone and get it over with. i never understood how guys (and some girls) can go in the bathroom and make like an afternoon of taking a crap. i am in and out about as quickly as i pee when i do that lol


also, that doesnt mean i am one of those "eww you took a shit" types either. the farthest i've taken it with my bfs is just admitting that i was going to do that and being fine with them admitting it too...i don't have a problem with that, but i just wont do it in front of them.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee yea shitting is definitely something i think everyone should do in private but i know not everyone feels that way. i personally will never do that in front of my bf or husband. it's not necessary and it's just something i'd like to do alone and get it over with. i never understood how guys (and some girls) can go in the bathroom and make like an afternoon of taking a crap. i am in and out about as quickly as i pee when i do that lol also, that doesnt mean i am one of those "eww you took a shit" types either. the farthest i've taken it with my bfs is just admitting that i was going to do that and being fine with them admitting it too...i don't have a problem with that, but i just wont do it in front of them.

my thoughts exactly like reading on the toilet wtf?! people have time for that!?

come on guys, like you never took a huge dump and had to show it to your gf.

i once made a 6.7 couric dump.

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Originally posted by elFreak come on guys, like you never took a huge dump and had to show it to your gf. i once made a 6.7 couric dump.

lol nope.

i've never had a bf do that to me either. knowing me, i probably wouldn't care. when i love someone, i just don't care i take whatever they dish (meaning this kind of stuff lol).

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

That episode was definitely on last night.

oh. what show? lemme guess family guy?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I shit and talk on the phone at the same time. Generally, I tell the person who im talking to that im destroying the shitter and thinking of them.

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Originally posted by elFreak gay brooooooooooooo i like blowjobs while taking a crap. the extra gagging massages the shaft.

it's called a blumpkin.

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Originally posted by sweds00 I shit and talk on the phone at the same time. Generally, I tell the person who im talking to that im destroying the shitter and thinking of them.

i fucking hate people who do that.

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Originally posted by Slylee oh. what show? lemme guess family guy?

Nah it was the other show. South Park. It was a fucking hilarious ep too. They had a "I got a bigger shit than you!" competition.

Oh and I would never shit in front of anyone else, but peeing is whatever.

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one of my friends back home conducts business meetings online and talks to people on MSN while he's taking craps.

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Originally posted by lücid one of my friends back home conducts business meetings online and talks to people on MSN while he's taking craps.

I do that...... if i am sittign down, might as well make a phone call and make plans.


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