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| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
Jesus would tell everyone to get their head out of the sand and allow them to choose as they wish. He would also tell the religious people in general, that they are fucking sinners because they aren't being "christ-like" by passing judgment, pushing their beliefs on others, etc.
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So God speaks to Abraham and says, "Yo, Abe! I'm going burn this freakin place to the ground" (speaking of Sodom) and Abe says, "Woo there Big Guy! There's righteous people there too. Shit! My nephew Lot grazes his goats there."
So God sends a couple glowing angels down to warn Lot of the impending fate of his beloved land and that night every man in the city, young and old, surrounded Lot's house and yelled in, "Yo Lot! We seen a couple fresh-faced twinks at your place. Send them out so we can lay some pipe to em."
Lot, in return, walks out his front door and says, "Forget it! You can do my two daughters instead. They're virgins - never been touched!" The men replied, "Daughters! We don't want your stinkin daughters! We want some glowing man-ass!" and broke for Lot's door.
Just at this point, the two angels reached their hands out, pulled Lot back inside, struck the leather-clad, sandle-wearing homos blind so they couldn't find the door, and told Lot, "Get your shit, head for the hills, and don't look back."
Lot gathered his family and escaped just as the Lord lay fire to the city but of Lot's dumb ass wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt. (Genesis 19:1-26)
"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." (Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13)
"For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet." (Romans 1:26-27)
So yeah, I guess if you are a Christian, it is your duty to oppose same-sex marriage within your society. This is not the government trying to pass a law nor would I consider them right-wing religious facists (although the lines have been significantly blurred over the past 8 years). I would merely say that if you consider yourself a believer in the Bible, you must vote yes on Prop 8 and you must not look upon same-sex relationships with compassion and understanding as surely you will suffer the same fate as Lot's wife.
On the other hand, with their mother out of the way, those two crazy virgin daughters of Lot got his old ass drunk and became impregnated by him while they were holed up in that cave on the outskirts of the city. (Genesis 19:30-38
And how many of these "Good Christians" are divorced or in their second marriages? There is no such thing as divorce or a second marriage. Biblical law would dictate that this is adultery. So why isn't it therefore a Christian duty to outlaw divorce in this country - except in cases of fornication of course? (Matthew 19:1-12)
It's all too confusing! Shave Ass and Vote No on Prop 8
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