trooper: errr ummm mrs xxx has pressed charges on you for illegal use of a computer. There is a new hampshire state warrant for your arrest. we would like to talk to you in person. would it be possible for you to come to new hampshire to speak to us?
me: no
trooper: ummm errr thank you for your time , have a nice day.
me: lol
i called a lawyer to see how serious this was. The warrant could not stop me from traveling to the US and the only place i could be detained was in new hampshire.
better luck next time.
it was so lol.
even if they do arrest you just post bail and go back home they'll put out another warrant that won't mean shit
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
I don't know man I wouldn't fucking go to NH either. Do they check passports at the Canadian border if you're on foot? I've never had a passport checked at the Mexican border.
Usually when you post bail they give you back all of your personal belongings.
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
quote:
Originally posted by woscar
Well, you could have told him you were being framed by the bitch or some shit like that
It works a lot better when you are honest with your lawyer. Only an idiot would lie to their own lawyer.
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Been Pullin out since '93 OCTA#9 / LATA #57
quote:
Originally posted by Zild
I don't know man I wouldn't fucking go to NH either. Do they check passports at the Canadian border if you're on foot? I've never had a passport checked at the Mexican border.
I think they are going to start checking though.
J = funny
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Jan-16-2009 05:26
woscar
Starstuff
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Guatemala, Guatemala
quote:
Originally posted by Zild
It works a lot better when you are honest with your lawyer. Only an idiot would lie to their own lawyer.
True, just asking
I just remembered another one...I used to sell "rocks from the moon" to little kids on the bus. They were nothing more than aluminum foil curled up into tight litte balls.
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
you can't cross any border anymore without a passport.
That just happened this month right?
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
