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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Yes, but can you do all of those things at once?

And with one arm tied behind my back. Easy.

I must say, I would quite enjoy seeing a thin man moonwalk a marathon at full speed while doing a back flip, licking both elbows at once all the while maintaining a vicious hard-on. And being a complete twatter, but I doubt it even matters at that point.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I must say, I would quite enjoy seeing a thin man moonwalk a marathon at full speed while doing a back flip, licking both elbows at once all the while maintaining a vicious hard-on. And being a complete twatter, but I doubt it even matters at that point.

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I'd even autograph your boobs using each of my hands. I aim to please.

oh yea i can rap too. not freestyle, but rap songs lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

You're a fucking liar Jammers! You can rap about as good as Snoop Dog can sing!

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike You're a fucking liar Jammers!

i swear to god i can totally rap A LOT of good hip hop songs. i mean i just know the words, word for word it's kinda funny considering i'm a 5'5 skinny little white girl.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i just got into Family Guy recently and i realized the mother and sister voice in that show are the same mother and chick from That 70's Show. mila kunis is the sister.

no, debra jo rupp plays kitty foreman (the mother) on 'that 70's show' but alex borstein does the voice for lois griffin.

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Originally posted by montana no, debra jo rupp plays kitty foreman (the mother) on 'that 70's show' but alex borstein does the voice for lois griffin.

dang. i thought it was her! it totally sounds like her and i just figured it was true since mila is a voice on there and worked w/ the other actress on 70s show.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i swear to god i can totally rap A LOT of good hip hop songs. i mean i just know the words, word for word it's kinda funny considering i'm a 5'5 skinny little white girl.

Hmm..

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