you know you made your lunch drunk when you open your lunch bag and you see grapes in the same ziploc as 2 dill pickles and a piece of cheese.

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I remember I once made a lunch drunk as a skunk the night before because I was going to be on a long-ass bus trip

opened a plastic bag to find nutella, peanut butter, jam, and two slices of swiss cheese - all stuffed between two slices of white bread
I had also taken a banana and laid it sideways and smushed it into the sandwich


was fuckin good actually lol

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by notelfreak you know you made your lunch drunk when you open your lunch bag and you see grapes in the same ziploc as 2 dill pickles and a piece of cheese.

Grapes & cheese are good together though....pickles....ehh...not so much

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Originally posted by woscar One year, huh? I'm guessing that means no threesome

lol you guessed correctly
we still laugh about that all the time

Things are ok between my friend Ang and I as well
I saw him in April and gave an oscar-worthy performance BSing to him about what happened that night

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

yeah everything fucking tastes like dill pickle.

i also think my sandwich had more mustard on the outside than in it. I would give my left arm to have a vid of me stumbling around at 3am and making this epic piece of shit lunch because it would be funny and i honestly don't really remember making it.

ps still waiting on that latin release man

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Originally posted by notelfreak ps still waiting on that latin release man

I am too. Fucking chimichanga, feels like a rock in my belly

A delicious rock that I would eat again in a heart beat

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i know that feeling all too well and take metamucil daily to avoid it.

there is nothing that sucks more than eating delicious food at 3am and then waking up to a Peruvian folk band having a jam session in your stomach.

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ania will you marry me?

i am only 3 hours away from margaritas (and a delicious plate of nachos) with three of my favorite coworkers.

72ºF and sunny here... need to gtfo!

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my weekend? organize family photos to send out to all the relatives we took last week at a family gathering. this is what my life has turned into. sending family photos to relatives. heh should I be thankful it's friday?

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LOOK OUT WEEKEND CUZ...HERE I COME. BECAUSE WEEKENDS WERE MADE FOR FUN

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch my weekend? organize family photos to send out to all the relatives we took last week at a family gathering. this is what my life has turned into. sending family photos to relatives. heh should I be thankful it's friday?

1. Throw away your camera.
2. Profit.

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