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| quote: | Originally posted by lenazi
i'll try to be a little more serious in this post.
she just got out of a relationship which could mean.
1.all that she might want is a fuck and chuck rebound. you work with her, and have shown signs of clingy weirdo. she would rather play fuck and chuck with a guy she doesn't have to see every day and get weird emails about how the clouds in the sky reminded you about how nice and fluffy her heart/tampons are.
2.she wants nothing but to be alone right now. when a girl just breaks up with someone i don't think they want to be swept right off their feet the next day. (your method was shit for this anyway cyrano de bergafail.)
3.she isn't done with her boyfriend. sometimes people break up but don't really break up.
the signs she has shown you include but not exclude:
1.1.0 she would have called if she wanted to see you (not interested)
1.1a if she would have thought you to be romantic (refer to 1.1.0 )
1.1b she does not want to have lunch with you (refer to 1.1.0)
possible options to remedy this include but do not exclude:
1.hagan daas
2.crying in the shower
3.fuck work is really long today and i need milk at the store, remind me plz cor
4.suicide
5.showing up at her door with a dozen roses, a faberge egg with her picture on it, a sky writer that puts both of your names in a heart in the sky for the world to see, and a heartfelt marriage proposal.
i vote for option 5, please film it. |
Lets make a poll.
I second option 5.
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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.
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that got me to LOL pretty hard.... paints a funny picture. I heard Adam Sandler's dad died in real life shortly before doing that movie, and the scene where he's getting all emotional about his character's dad was pretty gut wrenching for him to do.
