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| quote: | Originally posted by EricB.(aka.E)
alright homie maybe that song wasnt for you, but get a tase of this hot fire;
"one two one two,
check mic one two, three four
whos at the door?
its big dave dresden and mikael comin from the store,
omg what's in the brown bag, what did they buy?
booze, ludes, nudes of dudes, domes, combs and tubes of lube
oh shit! dresden gonna get midevil on dis bitch
let his vinyl rip, scratch his needle dick
show him the production ropes but first let his erection explode
teach him a lesson in both, give him somethin to boast
about the next time he on da boards,
name droppin, but rockin a honda accord
mind focused on coppin a ford.
dresden fell off but mike still tries hoppin aboard
both left your careers, years back, when condom shoppin the store
laughin stalk of the cor
then headed back to the studio to get mikael's dick sucked, while dave rubbed himself in random spots
mike shooked exploded in his face like Michael J. Foxx trying to open himself a can of pop
let me know what you think homie, I think we can work together....musically. |
Ha ha ha, That was so clever and funny. Did you come up with that yourself or did your mom help you? In all honesty though, as good as it is I think I like this version a little better. It's a variation on your amazing theme but has a better flow and is based on a true story.
"one two one two,
check mic one two, three four
whos at the door?
its big eric B the wigga from the store,
omg what's in the brown bag, what did he buy?
booze, ludes, nudes of dudes, domes, combs and tubes of lube
oh shit! wigga gonna get midevil on dis bitch
let his flow rip, scratch his needle dick
show his mother the ropes but first let his erection explode
teach her a lesson in both, give her somethin to boast
about the next time she's on da prowl,
panty droppin, but rockin the young boys
mind focused on coppin a feel of some young gril.
Eric b fell off but his mom still tries hoppin aboard
both left exhausted, yet cumin back for more
then headed back to the trailer to get his dick sucked, while mom rubs herself in random spots
eric the wigga shooked exploded in her face like Michael J. Foxx trying to open himself a can of pop
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