I was going out with this girl one time. She was a dirty freak. She just wanted to get down with sex all the time. She'd be like "yeah! Let's screw! Me so horny, me love you long time" so...

I love how vaginas feel like hot bowls of oatmeal.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J This is your retconn, and nobody is ever buying it.

Right, you are just inventing a narrative to apply logical fallacies to when no such narrative exists in the first place.

If you had any fucking knowledge of the trivium you'd know that I have been (and stated as such) that pretty much everything I say is a red herring. I keep things ambiguous in public, I trust very few people with the facts about a lot of my life (including significant portions), and this is done intentionally.

Like I said earlier in this thread, and you asked, I could just come out and say things blatantly, but one, that'd remove 100% of the entertainment, and two, a lot of things I am not going to be blatant about because, holy fuck, they are personal and I don't need them to be public knowledge.

I never even said here that the anal stuff was something I did, Selma and Jenny asked for an example, I provided one. How you consider that is me boasting I do not know, unless you are the one implying I do that.

And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like "Oh you're nailing me, cool!"

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Originally posted by chris1011 turn on

God nou you're insufferable to listen to for even a few minutes. I hate insecure people who have to build themselves up online. You're Frenchy in another form. While she would say she has cancer you would say ambiguous things to leave the impression that you did.

Maybe you can sell your bull on okcupid but we ain't buying.

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Originally posted by Jon_Snow Maybe you can sell your bull on okcupid but we ain't buying.

He doesn't want you to buy, he wants your attention, which is exactly what you're giving him.

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Originally posted by AlphaStarred He doesn't want you to buy, he wants your attention, which is exactly what you're giving him.

Yea if anyone thinks that I am like this IRL... I'm usually the wallflower at social events. I get my kicks here and act normal and boring pretty much everywhere else.

No it means you are a douch bag you just do a better job of hiding it irl

One thing I've learned about people who are constantly saying "I'm like this" or "I'm like that" is that they usually are not like this OR that.