This thread was,is and will always be very very wrong.

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"Wenn du dich zum Untergrund zählst, reicht es nicht, es nur zu sagen. Du musst auch viel graben, um es zu werden."

It needs to be laid in the ta chapel of funny threads, its unmissable

Lmao the truth is revealed!!!!!

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So finally my new neightbours moved in. Some ugly bitch with her husband, three retarded kids and a rabbit. I could smell he likes gay porn. He's been jerking off to Romanian Boy DVD's for weeks, probably because his wife doesn't wanna do it anymore.

She needed to be punished. At times when she went out to go shopping, I modified her washing machine. One day, she'll be in the garage to do the laundry and face her final destiny.

It's time. She's walking towards the washing machine. What does she hear? Is it her rabbit screaming? She looks and sees her rabbit bleeding inside. She screams... and tries to rescue what's left of the poor animal. Than, when she bends over, giant blades appear from under the machine and cut her to pieces.

That evening, the children thought mamma was visiting a friend. The meat daddy cooked were actually pieces of her...

Did you find a new wife yet, Technaut?

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Originally posted by jploveparade So finally my new neightbours moved in. Some ugly bitch with her husband, three retarded kids and a rabbit. I could smell he likes gay porn. He's been jerking off to Romanian Boy DVD's for weeks, probably because his wife doesn't wanna do it anymore. She needed to be punished. At times when she went out to go shopping, I modified her washing machine. One day, she'll be in the garage to do the laundry and face her final destiny. It's time. She's walking towards the washing machine. What does she hear? Is it her rabbit screaming? She looks and sees her rabbit bleeding inside. She screams... and tries to rescue what's left of the poor animal. Than, when she bends over, giant blades appear from under the machine and cut her to pieces. That evening, the children thought mamma was visiting a friend. The meat daddy cooked were actually pieces of her... Did you find a new wife yet, Technaut?

Only one word can sum up that...sadistic.

I came home drunk one night and started masturbating in the bathroom. Because I was drunk, I wasn't getting good sensation. I squatted and screwed a burned out light bulb into my ass. When I came I fell backwards and broke the light bulb. It took a lot of straining, digging and tearing to get the metal out of my ass. I bled for two days.