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Originally posted by Technaut knives are wrong only pussy's use them

Perhaps.. but if some fuck has just broken ur daughters nose, worrying about whether the guy ur about to put in hospital is gonna be getting a fair fight or not will be the last thing on ur mind.

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Originally posted by arctic i was in the city (melbourne), witrh a few freinds, so for fun, i grabbed the smallest one, and started to throw him into fat people who walked past, anyhow, most just scowled at me, but one attacked the guy i threw, so i just started laughing, then i walked off with my mate being pursued by a fat man.....

Thats some funny shit!!!!!! LOLLLLL

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Me & my best mate used to make bombs and plant them in the park after we'd had a few beers, one time one time one of them was a wee bit to rowdy and blew up bits of metal and shit showered onto a nearby busy road, I think half the car alarms on the street went off, btw before anyone accuses me of being a terrorist these things probably would have the power to blow up someones foot, not blow up multi amounts of people.

We made this home made bazooka when we were about 15, my mate got his hands of these dodgy fireworks, and we made a bazooka out of a piece of drain pipe we taped the end up filed it up with dirt so the rocket didn't stick, it started off us firing them for a laugh at night at cars, then one afternoon we aimed them at ppl in the park which was fucking stupid, we done this for a whole week until police patrols stepped up in park, we then stopped.

I cracked my technology teachers head open and got suspended for it, he used to hate me and my mates, and he always made up Irish jokes, one time a friend punched me in the arm so I punched him back, I had some overalls in my hand aswell which had my house keys in, they slinged across the room as I punched my mate, then suddenely I heard this blood curderling scream, and turned to see blood spill down my teachers face, I got fucking bollocked I've never been shouted at by so many teachers in my whole life. It was well worth it though.

Broke into this amusement park at about 2 in the morning (I've told this story on this site before) to cut things short as its a long story, we got very very very drunk me 5 mates walked down to break into this roller coaster or something we wanted to climb up it, along the way my best mate decided to punch all these lights out and he suddenely walks across to this power point thing rips out all these cables, the whole fucking park lit up 100s of these holiday home and hotel room lights switched on and off, and the fair ground rides best of all turned on and off music aswell, the whole park got woken up it all, security guards arrived a massive brawl erupted, ending with us being barred for life from the park.

This is very low but my sister who is 3 years older then me always used to pick on me beat me up overthings like changing the tv channel, one time I was 9 and she was 12 my parents went shopping, we were left in the house, and she just punched me about 5 times for no reason, so I had enough, and grabbed a plank of wood from the garden, and wrapped it around her fucking head, she dropped like a sack of shit, as low as it sounds it was fucking excellent as I'd put up with her shit for too long.

Shot ppl in the park with a high power air rifle

being so furious with certain enemies and good so wound up, I've picked up knives and gone looking for them, and on one occasion I made a petrol bomb and was going to bomb someones house, but a mate talked me out of it.

Selling mixed herbs to gulliable people saying its weed.

Terrorising the neighbourhood. (I think we've all done that)

Having 100s of fights due to my temper. which range from me getting started on and giving the person starting a good shoeing, to someone really being cocky and cheeky winding me up till I'm at boiling point, and me punching them.

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notice how most of those stories started with "me and my mates were drunk?" good ole irish!

hahah DJ O'Callaghan those stories are GREAT. you're my idol!!!

some badass shit I did when I was younger, I don't wanna talk about some shit I did when I was older cuz I dont want anyone to know, and im not proud of it...

in grade 5, i beat up a bully from grade 8 (best fight in my life), from grade 5-8 me and my friends faught almost daily, sometimes between eachother sometimes with others.

i was driving 162km/h in a 80km/h and there waz a cop standing on the street waving me down, I almost ran him over, he dove out of the way. That was close... i couldn't slow down, he was standing so close and my breaks sucked ass.

being the brave ass that i am, i jumped 8 guys by my self, i beat up about 3 of them than they beat me up but they never got me on the ground. In the end my back hurt for 3 days, I didn't have 1 scar on my face, my knuckles were fucked up. I broke one of the guys jaws, and i knocked one guy out cold with about 10 bunches, i was still punching him when he was knocked out on the ground... i couldn't stop. The fight lasted about 5 minutes!!!

i also shot a BAZUKA.. i had an AK47 & Beretta 9mm gun when i was 11! I had granades and bullets and all kinds of weapons... I shot one kid i didnt like in the leg. This was all in my country during WAR times.

I hit about 5-8 kids in the head with a Rock, they needed stiches. that was all in a span from ages 5-14.

I punched a metal door and broke my arm, i was 12. i was MAD.

I stole enough stuff, here and there, at work on the streets, cars, etc.. age 16-18.

i can't remember half the shit I did, but I had enough close calls in my life when I could have died. SERIOUSLy, fucked up childhood.

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I forgot to mention that me and my friends when i was about 9 stole about 10 litters of FUEL. we placed the glass bottles in the center of what we were gonna make a FIRE from. We light it up and hid, 5 minutes later 2 older ladies were walking by, when that shit exploded one of them had a heart attack, we RAN!

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I knocked one girls tooth out when i was 8, she was bullying me all the time.
I also punched one girl in the face for her birth day when I was 9, she just didnt wanna leave me alONE!

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I havn't done anything bad cos i'm nice!!

My mate on the other hand isn't. We were at a foam party a couple of years back. The drinks and foam were both flowing liberally. He was crawling around in the (head high) foam and found a couple making out. So he stuck his hand up the girls skirt and started to have a grope. The girl just thought that it was her bloke doing it and neither of them realised it was him!!

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Originally posted by tranceman78 I guess I was just raised differently then you. I was taught never to raise a hand to a woman, provoked or not. The way I see it, there is something very cowardly about beating a woman. But to each his own. Anyway, I think it's about time to get back on topic.

Translation: He was raised by lesbians





HAHA I KID I KID

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Originally posted by Munken i was at a party ones with all of my class mates, and a friend of my was in love with a girl but she didnt like him, so he was kinda upset about that so he decided to commit suicite, so the whole class was trying to talk him out of it, me being his best buddy i was "forced" to talk him out of it so basiclly i told him "just do it nobody's gonna miss you" he got pissed off and hit me in the head with a beer bottle, i hit him and some guy stopped us.... well somehow he forgot all about commiting suicite, but i wasnt very popular in that class anymore... wonder why but i knew him well i knew he never wanted to kill himself, but i still feel a little bad about saying it.

"Look at me, i am an attention whore" says Munken's friend.

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