Bald nude toes?

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Originally posted by UWM Bald nude toes?

bald nude toes < the Nuge's bald nude sac

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i kinda figured but its been awhile since i saw a real live woman.

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Originally posted by ghille i kinda figured but its been awhile since i saw a real live woman.

lol no worries i hear the iraqi women are babes

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actually there are some decent women in iraq, just not where i am, i am in the inbred capitol of the world. sadr city.

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Originally posted by ghille actually there are some decent women in iraq, just not where i am, i am in the inbred capitol of the world. sadr city.

wow...sounds like a great time. when do u come home?

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ok ok...i want to be in charge of the catering. i gots the hookups on cheap chef-labor. my girlfriend works at the california school of culinary arts...college externships as far as the eye can see!

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Originally posted by dj_bas ok ok...i want to be in charge of the catering. i gots the hookups on cheap chef-labor. my girlfriend works at the california school of culinary arts...college externships as far as the eye can see!

ooo LOTS of jell-o pleez

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looks like jan or feb, i just spent a year here in 03-04, went home for about ten months and right back for another year. ouch.

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Originally posted by ghille looks like jan or feb, i just spent a year here in 03-04, went home for about ten months and right back for another year. ouch.

aghh yeah, that's really harsh. good luck to ya, stay safe!

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yeah it sucks,, gives me plenty of time to take up hobbies like water polo and stuff though.. er not.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ -Can I use nipple clamps? -Nipples are complex machines that need constant maintanance to keep the up & erect. Sometimes do the hot babes in the pooper can help. In the pooper? -Hot wax? -I have minature whips!!? ( 400X )-Sometimes the nip nips just have a bit of trouble hardening. Ill need a microsope to take a closer look. Will a microscope be supplied? { Black + Decker )-vacuum cleaner? or equivalent industrial sucker? -Deisal powered generator to power up the mass nip nip vibratatory machine. with a 20 nipple adaptor?? -I nipple fluffer emergency response car!!!!? or monstar truck!

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bald nude butt naked hairy waxed robot toes.

hmmm....hairy waxed.

that's a bit of an oxy moron there.

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch we also need to find a good locker room location for the gym scenes ..

i already work in a gym... i'm sure my manager won't mind

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kinkay

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Originally posted by dinoXpress

sweet!

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ sweet!

what does that have to do with a monstertruck??

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Originally posted by Sunsnail what does that have to do with a monstertruck??

It's my emergency response vehicle. Im on call 24/7, available for any nipple fluffing emergencies!!

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ sweet!

i lol'ed

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how exactly do you fluff a nip?

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well i don't really think nipple fluffers exist, xeno just wanted something to do / has an obsession/more of an obsession than the average guy with nipples

as for what he'd do?
i'd say ice cubes all the way

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Originally posted by mezzir well i don't really think nipple fluffers exist, xeno just wanted something to do / has an obsession/more of an obsession than the average guy with nipples as for what he'd do? i'd say ice cubes all the way

and a lil tickle tickle... wiggy wiggy wiiggy!!

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Originally posted by mezzir well i don't really think nipple fluffers exist, xeno just wanted something to do / has an obsession/more of an obsession than the average guy with nipples as for what he'd do? i'd say ice cubes all the way

lol what if they DID really exist? what a job that would be
oooo ice cubes +1
burrrrr

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Originally posted by Caela lol what if they DID really exist? what a job that would be oooo ice cubes +1 burrrrr

i believe the fluffers clean up teh spunk at teh end.

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Originally posted by dinoXpress i believe the fluffers clean up teh spunk at teh end.

wrong
god dammit
here, courtesy of urbandictionary.com:

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Pornographic film industry employee who is responsible for keeping male performers aroused (usually via oral sex) between takes during a shoot.

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Originally posted by mezzir wrong god dammit here, courtesy of urbandictionary.com:

wha?? that's actually a real job? that's a little too close to being prostitution, eh?

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Originally posted by mezzir wrong god dammit here, courtesy of urbandictionary.com:

*LAUGHS HIS HEAD OFF AT XENO* bwahahahahhaa!!

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ever seen Boogie Nights? that fat fag from The Jackal starting Bruce Willis was Dirk Diggler's Fluffer.

edit: wait...that was Jack Black nevermind...

boogie nights woot! +1 for mark wahlburg

edit: oooo and heather grahm

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Originally posted by mezzir i'd say ice cubes all the way

*takes notes*

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Originally posted by dinoXpress and a lil tickle tickle... wiggy wiggy wiiggy!!

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Originally posted by dinoXpress *LAUGHS HIS HEAD OFF AT XENO* bwahahahahhaa!!

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hahaahaahaa you guys wanted to shoot a porno and had no idea what a fluffer was

amateurs!! this ain't gonna be no gonzo film is it?

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Originally posted by dj_bas hahaahaahaa you guys wanted to shoot a porno and had no idea what a fluffer was amateurs!! this ain't gonna be no gonzo film is it?

dude thats against your religion

haram kida

bas... you're fired



o wait.. u were never in the movie

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL bas... you're fired o wait.. u were never in the movie

layin down teh law!!


bas is doin teh catering.. lol..

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL o wait.. u were never in the movie

alcap0wnd

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Originally posted by dinoXpress layin down teh law!! bas is doin teh catering.. lol..

true..

give me a water with 2 ice cubes

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL true.. give me a PENISULA with 2 ADjacent land masses!

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i'm putting bochalism in all the food...good luck everyone!

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