Girls that lift anything more than adorable amounts of weight are una-fucking-ttractive. I'm fine with girls working out hard, but throwing up a plate an half and grunting is just foul.

Let us men have brute strength for fuck's sake. You girls get all the fun with menstruation / cramps and childbirth. Just...let us have brute strength.

-Mason

You know what sucks, I have yet to see one attractive female at my gym. Not to mention half the dudes that are there when Im there look like serbian pornstars.

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Originally posted by chach You know what sucks, I have yet to see one attractive female at my gym. Not to mention half the dudes that are there when Im there look like serbian pornstars.

that does suck - i workout so much harder when there's at least one hawtpants in there. Not that they acknowledge me or anything, but for some reason it stimulates some simian response and allows me to workout harder. It's fantastique

fuck it - i'm riding to PCC and buying a beer then watching Ken Burns' The Civil War and no one can stop me

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Originally posted by Orbax shwarzeneggers encyclopedia of bodybuilding is amazing for that. You can get a used one off amazon for 50 bucks and its 900 pages gives a LOT of different stuff to try. are you looking for just a few all body workout variations? are you embarrassed about doing exercises that will make you show off your butt or chest? (my gf is and refuses to do them if im not there blocking other peoples view of her) what are workin for here

i just want leg exercises that are different from the ones i'm doing like replace lunges with another exercise that works the same muscles; that type of thing. also as for being embarrassed I guess it depends, I already do dead lifts in the middle of the floor with all the weights since that's where the bars are and if I'm already bending over for the world to see I don't see much more that could embarrass me.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by Masonious Let us men have brute strength for fuck's sake. You girls get all the fun with menstruation / cramps and childbirth. Just...let us have brute strength. -Mason

fun? i think notbut you guys can have brute strength, i personally don't want it

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by chimera66 fun? i think notbut you guys can have brute strength, i personally don't want it

*throws cast iron pot through wall*

YEAHHHHHH

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Originally posted by chimera66 fun? i think notbut you guys can have brute strength, i personally don't want it

and please tell me you've never wanted to pick up a school bus full of children and throw it off a cliff. I DEFY you to tell me that.

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Originally posted by Masonious *throws cast iron pot through wall* YEAHHHHHH

A mans man.

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Originally posted by Masonious and please tell me you've never wanted to pick up a school bus full of children and throw it off a cliff. I DEFY you to tell me that.

nope never, i just want to be strong enough to carry my shopping bags

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by chimera66 nope never, i just want to be strong enough to carry my shopping bags

i think it's time for me to admit i don't know what women want