Everyone posts too fast

if i can lift a japanese persons shoulders above mine im happy

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Originally posted by Masonious i think it's time for me to admit i don't know what women want

we are complicated beings

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by chimera66 we are complicated beings

i peed in the toilet bowl without spilling a single drop. Let's see a woman try that.

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Originally posted by Masonious i peed in the toilet bowl without spilling a single drop. Let's see a woman try that.

id like to see her pee on a penny from 4 feet away. THATS skill

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Originally posted by Orbax id like to see her pee on a penny from 4 feet away. THATS skill

4 horizontal feet, none of that weakass vertical shit

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Originally posted by Masonious i peed in the toilet bowl without spilling a single drop. Let's see a woman try that.

I can stand and pee.

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Originally posted by Orbax id like to see her pee on a penny from 4 feet away. THATS skill

lol i like starting far away from toilet and slowly make my way forward as the pressure drops.

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Originally posted by Frenchie I can stand and pee.

you are an advanced female, if you gain logic and strength you might someday be on par with man. KILLLLL HERRRRR

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Originally posted by chach lol i like starting far away from toilet and slowly make my way forward as the pressure drops.

sadly that has sometimes been the highlight of my day

i had a protein crap so wide it felt pornographic.

i win

i cant wait to work out chest tomorrow w00t!