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Originally posted by neoraver what the ...

Very weird hey?

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TA all round nice guy.

I dont own pyjamas, so I sleep nekkid... I'm in.

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Originally posted by Theresa MMMMMM accents *drool* Well, if Jason doesn't show up, or it is proven that his baby is someone else's, like said "Brick", then sure, I'll spend some cuddle time with you. But there's one rule... You have to talk.... a lot.

you you aussies and your sexy voices!!

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Originally posted by spec What a stupid idea from conservative idiots. A cuddle party? What next? Tips on dating whilst taking your parents. Count me out of this one.

exact opposite of reality

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Disco and classical had sex while watching a sci-fi movie. Their child: trance.

I thought double dates with parents was cool...

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by spec The forum desperados are teaming up for arse slapping session it seems, I'd better leave before they move onto dry humping. I hate to see what would actually happen if they got a life, had some drinks and got laid for once. Their company might be bearable. The last 30 posts from these characters doeasn't even say anything, its just waffle. 'hi' 'hi' 'you are cool' 'yeah so are you' 'i'm a loser' 'yeah me too', truly rivetting stuff.

you sound like a frustrated virgin to me

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Disco and classical had sex while watching a sci-fi movie. Their child: trance.

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Originally posted by -=M=- yes but not one a la steve irwin... think hmmmmm.... ian thorpe

you nancy boy!!!!


haha just kidding, i'm staying up to watch Thorpe's race in the 200m freestyle. Go for gold son!

It starts at about 2:30am AEST, in case anyone wants to know.

mmmmmm frustrated virgins.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

balls to that, come to my cuddle party

1. Mind changing drugs must be on offer
2. SEX is a must, well with me anyway (females).
3. alcohal
4. Ask for permission to kiss or nuzzle anyone. Make sure you can handle getting a no before you invite or request anyone to cuddle or kiss.
5. must have a kick ass DJ
6. No happyhard house
7. If you're a yes, say yes. If you're a no, say no.
8. If you're a maybe, say YES, you never know you may like it.
9. Drugs
10. You are encouraged to change your mind from a yes to a no, no to a yes anytime you want. (What ever)
11. DRY HUMPING IS INCURRAGED
12. Communicate, communicate, communicate, if she gives you the chance, never can get a word in me.
13. beer
14. Crying and giggling will get you kicked out with the hippies.
15. Outside of your personal relationships, it's nobody's business who you cuddle, so please be respectful of other people's privacy when sharing with the outside world about Cuddle Parties. (Yea no going off to your mates and saying you got off with someone when you dint, well ok you can but make shower she dont find out.)
16. Arrive on time. (yes am looking at you girls, dont leve us males on our own, or we will have to get the playstation out)
17. Be hygienically savvy.
18. Clean up after yourself. (EEWWW)
19. Always say thank you and practice good Cuddle Manners.

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Originally posted by Arbiter You're impressively stupid, that's for sure. I'd give you advice, but I cannot in good conscience take any action which could potentially increase the odds that you'll reproduce. I'm sorry.

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Originally posted by LiveTheDream balls to that, come to my cuddle party 1. Mind changing drugs must be on offer 2. SEX is a must, well with me anyway (females). 3. alcohal 4. Ask for permission to kiss or nuzzle anyone. Make sure you can handle getting a no before you invite or request anyone to cuddle or kiss. 5. must have a kick ass DJ 6. No happyhard house 7. If you're a yes, say yes. If you're a no, say no. 8. If you're a maybe, say YES, you never know you may like it. 9. Drugs 10. You are encouraged to change your mind from a yes to a no, no to a yes anytime you want. (What ever) 11. DRY HUMPING IS INCURRAGED 12. Communicate, communicate, communicate, if she gives you the chance, never can get a word in me. 13. beer 14. Crying and giggling will get you kicked out with the hippies. 15. Outside of your personal relationships, it's nobody's business who you cuddle, so please be respectful of other people's privacy when sharing with the outside world about Cuddle Parties. (Yea no going off to your mates and saying you got off with someone when you dint, well ok you can but make shower she dont find out.) 16. Arrive on time. (yes am looking at you girls, dont leve us males on our own, or we will have to get the playstation out) 17. Be hygienically savvy. 18. Clean up after yourself. (EEWWW) 19. Always say thank you and practice good Cuddle Manners.

17.a or 20. Wear a condom.

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Disco and classical had sex while watching a sci-fi movie. Their child: trance.