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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but if you ever ate anything. Even a piece of dust that floated in your mouth. You could blow up I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes!

Granted, but you just died.

I wish could orgasm from head.

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Originally posted by tribu Granted, but you just died. I wish could orgasm from head.

Granted: you are now a dickhead!

I wish to be part cyborg with a flamethrower arm

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Granted: you are now a dickhead! I wish to be part cyborg with a flamethrower arm

Granted, but your battery just died.

I wish J00f wouldve been ranked higher on this years DJMag poll

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EDIT___Granted, but the DJmag poll was found to be altered by 120 million votes, and no one wins afterall

I wish the events in Half-Life 2 were real, and that I was Gordon Freeman.

Granted but then elitist TAs would start bashing everything he does now



I wish I was a transformer!

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Originally posted by Mebot Granted but then elitist TAs would start bashing everything he does now I wish I was a transformer!

Granted, but you trip over a nail while chasing a little robot, then crash into a building, forcing you to shut down your system.

I wish I wouldve spent a bit more time with my ex last Friday.

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Originally posted by Mebot Granted but then elitist TAs would start bashing everything he does now I wish I was a transformer!

granted, but you were the model that was recalled, and you are recycled and used for toilet paper

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Originally posted by Mebot Granted but then elitist TAs would start bashing everything he does now I wish I was a transformer!

Granted. You transform into teh P3nor & die by a pack of ghey humping your transformer ass

I wish I was a wookie on tatooine humping Amidala

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Granted. You transform into teh P3nor & die by a pack of ghey humping your transformer ass I wish I was a wookie on tatooine humping Amidala

Granted, but wookies are asexual, so it does you no good!

I wish I was really rich so I could build an amusement park and that amusement park would have a giant toilet and you could flush the toilet and you could spin around in the water really fast and it let you out on the other side and you could go through it again as many times as you want to because you own the park.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Goddamnit

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I wish I was really rich so I could build an amusement park and that amusement park would have a giant toilet and you could flush the toilet and you could spin around in the water really fast and it let you out on the other side and you could go through it again as many times as you want to because you own the park.

Granted but now you're a jerk because you won't let me in the park


I wish I had a hot ham sandwich right now

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Originally posted by Sunsnail Goddamnit

Granted, but God doesnt like being damned so he smites you