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Originally posted by Floorfiller just make whatever you are best at. i would hope you don't make her some hamburger helper, but hey...worse comes to worse...go get some take out or something so you don't have to cook...

Like McDonalds?

Or maybe he should have sent the letter?

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Originally posted by astroboy Wanna know the bad pusy smell? Lick your arm, wait about 20 seconds then smell it. Now multiply that smell by a factor of 20 add a dash of urine-stench and a hint of a piece of salmon that's been left out of the fridge a little too long and you're close.

OMG

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Originally posted by DarkAngel Like McDonalds? Or maybe he should have sent the letter?

nothing says "let's fuck" like some greasy kentucky fried chicken hehehe

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Originally posted by astroboy Wanna know the bad pusy smell? Lick your arm, wait about 20 seconds then smell it. Now multiply that smell by a factor of 20 add a dash of urine-stench and a hint of a piece of salmon that's been left out of the fridge a little too long and you're close.

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.

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Originally posted by DarkAngel Dim the lights. Light up some candles. Play some R&B (even though I HATE that shit ass music, it does get you results...) Get close to her and be romantic. Take it from there!

Jeez, youve got this stuff all wrong.

Light up some Tribal torches, and plug in some neon lights.

Play some Gabber, Gabber, Gabber, and then some Genuine Tribal music. (You know like the kind Kramer gets it on to?)

Run away from her, knocking over the torches, and breaking open the neon lights, be sure to turn the pitch up on the gabber loaded turntable.

Let her chase you with a knife, while her 10 inch black strapon flops up and down while she jumps through the obstacle course you have made for this special night.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller nothing says "let's fuck" like some greasy kentucky fried chicken hehehe

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Originally posted by josh4 I call BS. No kid with access to the Internet wouldn't know the answers to these questions. If you really don't you'd be the most innocent teenager I've ever known.

I called it first!

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Originally posted by beats and beeps Jeez, youve got this stuff all wrong. Light up some Tribal torches, and plug in some neon light. Play some Gabber, Gabber, Gabber, and then some Genuine Tribal music. (You know like the kind Kramer gets it on to?) Run away from her, knocking over the torches, and breaking open the neon lights, be sure to turn the pitch up on the gabber loaded turntable. Let her chase you with a knife, while her 10 inch black strapon flops up and down while she jumps through the obstacle course you have made for this special night.

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Originally posted by astroboy Wanna know the bad pusy smell? Lick your arm, wait about 20 seconds then smell it. Now multiply that smell by a factor of 20 add a dash of urine-stench and a hint of a piece of salmon that's been left out of the fridge a little too long and you're close.

EWW tghat fucking smells awful nasty

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Originally posted by Ian^ and If I try really hard, I can fart the melody to PPK - Resurrection

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Originally posted by DJ JEM EWW tghat fucking smells awful nasty

bon appetite hehehe

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Originally posted by DJ JEM EWW tghat fucking smells awful nasty

yeah, that's why you want to get hammered first

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[11:58] Bas //: fuck he's hot

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Originally posted by DJ JEM EWW tghat fucking smells awful nasty

yeah have fun tonight