I keep thinking about this joke my friend Adam and I have...

So, let's say you want to call off your long distance love affair, have no fear Bell Canada is here..

COLLECT CALL

*This is bell canada, you have a collect call from.. YOUR'RE DUMPED*


We've laughed many hours over that one

quote:

Originally posted by Callie5 I keep thinking about this joke my friend Adam and I have... So, let's say you want to call off your long distance love affair, have no fear Bell Canada is here.. COLLECT CALL *This is bell canada, you have a collect call from.. YOUR'RE DUMPED* We've laughed many hours over that one

___________________
Photo Album: *Click*

The only interesting and very amazing thing that I found is that Maxpain's threads seem to attract a lot of attention in terms of posts, views, ideas, arguments and other crap like that.

I am not THAT GOOD at bringing people "together", hehe

___________________
Whenever you go and buy something, you are affecting someone somewhere, be it environment, a person, or a community - you're making a statement with what you buy. So make it a smart choice ... Its a big picture

"Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn!"


"Dear Baby: Welcome do Dumpsville. Population: You."

___________________
My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

quote:

Originally posted by Vivid Boy welcome to the dark side. however i think ive done the biggest asshole thing to break up with a girl in human history. basically i fucked up her special night soo much on purpose so shed be as pissed as possible (she was very very attached to me) and then told my best friend to go over and pull moves on her. she fell into the trap to get me back and they fcuked. and all i had to do was call up the next day and say my friend confessed. i came out smelling like roses and she smelt like the fertilizer the mind of an evil genious is a terrible thing to waste on the internet

I don't see how that crushed her so bad? There are certainly bigger assholish ways to break up with a chick for sure although that was a good effort.

What was her special night? Were you guys even dating at the time or did she just like you and you didn't like her so you set up a trap so your buddy would fuck her and he did and then you used that as an excuse not to date her?

___________________
LEADER OF A HARDER GENERATION
"THE GAME" MAXPAIN

The best had to be screwing an ex and then having the current boyfriend calling you to find out who you were and telling the dude well thats my ex who I still screw from time to time and I was like who are you and he was like I'm her boyfriend and then the dude freaked out after actually believing the chick that she was a virgin and lost her virginity to a tampon

Well they basically broke up but she had it coming since she was a big time liar and skank She tried to call me like 35 times during the Christmas holidays and I basically made fun of her and told her off on Christmas day and it was funny cause she tried to get me to play along with her lies in order to keep her current boyfriend and she tried to be nice and played the race card saying how we were the same and stuff and I was like "you're a disgrace to my race" lol. She did the begging thing and then tried to swear at me and then tried the whole crying game which I truely enjoyed and made fun of her and dissed her even more. Overall I enjoyed crushing that one on Christmas day since she was a big time bitch and lying sack of shit anyways

At one point I just let the chick I was seeing at the time answer the phone and cuss off the ex and she did a good job and got that headache out of my life

___________________
LEADER OF A HARDER GENERATION
"THE GAME" MAXPAIN