i have never used a pick up line.

i dont think i'd know where to start

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Originally posted by UWM No dude she married that whithered old oil baron purely for love!

So cynical... she may have loved him... the same way Mariha Carrie loved that old dude she married... the same way that transexual hooker loved Eddie Murphy...

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by UWM No dude she married that whithered old oil baron purely for love!

dont they all

*note to self, become young oil baron

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink i have never used a pick up line. i dont think i'd know where to start

Your hair, face, eyes and skin do all the speaking for you

Every once in a while it's fun to put on a Norwegian or French accent and pretend I'm new to America.

I did the reverse, in Norway, one time. I pretended I couldn't speak Norwegian and listened to what the girls would say. One of them didn't speak English well and got all flustered. She says to me, point blank, in Norwegian, "Why don't you speak Norwegian?" I gave her a confused look, but later told her that I was fucking with her. I knew I wouldn't get anything out of the strategy, but it was fun.

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Originally posted by tiesto14 I just checked ur profile...bro u born in 1988 My "MARRS - Pump Up The Volume" cassette single is older then you I bought that shit in late 87...and you call me a n00b? lol i went to my first rave when u were 1...and i was clubbing when u were 3...bahahahhaa...friggen kid...stfu

I guess its good that you can look at things that way. If I were you, I would be cutting myself like an emo kid efter realizing how young beats and beeps is, and how old I was.

yea when u don't speak the same language as the person ur trying to talk to, they automatically assume you are naive and innocent...



it's a big plus for the guys! you could look at a chick dead on with the most charming puppy dog eyes and say, "i'm gonna take you home and fuck you tonight" in a different language and then act confused and they'd be like, "awww, he's sooo cute! oh my god, tee hee"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee yea when u don't speak the same language as the person ur trying to talk to, they automatically assume you are naive and innocent... it's a big plus for the guys! you could look at a chick dead on with the most charming puppy dog eyes and say, "i'm gonna take you home and fuck you tonight" in a different language and then act confused and they'd be like, "awww, he's sooo cute! oh my god, tee hee"

It sucks, if used, and you forget that you did it. Happened a while back at a party. Later on in the night, I say what's up, or something to that effect with my normal accent, and got a pretty unpleasing result.

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Originally posted by Slylee "i'm gonna take you home and fuck you tonight"

jeg drar ta De hjem og fuck De i kveld

Ik ga u huis nemen en ga u vanavond neuken

vado portarla la casa ed il fuck lei stasera

je vais vous prendre et vous baise ¨¤ la maison ce soir

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink i have never used a pick up line. i dont think i'd know where to start

+ one i guess, but i try

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Originally posted by Slylee yea when u don't speak the same language as the person ur trying to talk to, they automatically assume you are naive and innocent... it's a big plus for the guys! you could look at a chick dead on with the most charming puppy dog eyes and say, "i'm gonna take you home and fuck you tonight" in a different language and then act confused and they'd be like, "awww, he's sooo cute! oh my god, tee hee"

Zabiore cie dzis do domu i przelece, az bedzie tynk z sufitu lecial

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