My electric racket is broke... now my B-B Gun does the trick

I do it the Fear Factor way

I use a shotgun...

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i spit on them and they die..........hehe

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If they aren't bugging me, I let the ******s live...But if they are, my favorite way is to catch them in my hand and squeeze them to DEATH!!!

Smoke 'em out. I mean with a lot of weed. See, what you do is, you make some joints, call a truce with the head roach, and tell him to meet you by the rotting tomato you left by the corner of your couch. Then you light a joint up and start passing it back and forth, then another joint and another until the head roach passes out. They're pretty small so he should be out fast. Then what you do is tie the head roach up with some fishing line and hang him from your ceiling fan until his minions can take it no more and agree to leave your house on two conditions: Release their master and throw a bag of Nacho Cheesier Dorito chips into the dumpster. This is acceptable.

The tricky part comes when you have a pet. Say you have a cat and they capture him as ransom for their master. This is when you pull out your secret weapon: A treaty between you and several billion army ants living in your backyard. So now my pretties, kill the cat if you wish...but you'll all go straight to hell with him! AAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

So I guess my answer is I kill bugs with other bugs.

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Aiwendil, you're the man... Best reply in this thread so far

centipedes and earwigs die in whatever creative fashion i desire. the other day there was an earwig crawling on a cup of coffee, so i burnt him half to death and watched him fall into the cup, which was quite creamy; i watched him drown with a strange sense of satisfaction. my basement is a bit damp, which unfortunately centipedes enjoy and breed in. i superpunched one with a leather work glove into the ceiling the other night, and then burned his body as he hung twitching from his entrails. whatever's clever.

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Originally posted by Antony My electric racket is broke... now my B-B Gun does the trick

ahaha, we had a set of those. both are broken now.

lesson: drunken fights with electric rackets are dangerous to your immediate environment.

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lesson: drunken fights with electric rackets are dangerous to your immediate environment.

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Originally posted by Antony

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} centipedes and earwigs die in whatever creative fashion i desire. the other day there was an earwig crawling on a cup of coffee, so i burnt him half to death and watched him fall into the cup, which was quite creamy; i watched him drown with a strange sense of satisfaction. my basement is a bit damp, which unfortunately centipedes enjoy and breed in. i superpunched one with a leather work glove into the ceiling the other night, and then burned his body as he hung twitching from his entrails. whatever's clever.

so is that listed as other or all of the above?