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awww geminis are cool my rising sign is gemini....
anyway, so 2 things...and i don't feel like starting new threads..
1. my ex called me at 2 in the morning all wasted cuz he needed a ride home. i was sleeping though. talked to him this morning and it turns out he took a cab home (hey he's getting better, he used to DRIVE all wasted) and then didn't have his keys cuz the valet had them so he woke up this morning on his back outside of his front door.
that was too funny not to share...
2. there is this friendly security guard in my office building who is always a little too chipper in the morning...one of those, "OH HEY! GOOD MORNING! IT'S ALMOST FRIDAY HUH? WELL U HAVE A GOOD DAY NOW" lol so, this morning as i'm walking by him and he's holding the door open, he asks me what floor i work on, and i tell him and then he's like, "oh ok, u work for that ____ firm?" and i was like, "no, i work for _____" and he was like, "OOOH ok yea, well u have a nice day"
maybe i'm flattering myself, but i have a funny feeling that someone put him up to that. i mean he's friendly, but i just find it odd that he would want to know exactly where i work. what do u guys think? i told my mom and she swears i'm going to get flowers sent or something..hahaha she's a spaz though (runs in the family )
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone |
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