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| quote: | Originally posted by *~*Angelblue*~*
getting adjusted to being here |
Here's a quick checklist for acclaimating to the South:
* When speaking remove the g-sound from all words ending in "-ing"
* Replace "come again?", "what's that?", "i'm sorry, what did you say?" "excuse me?" with "do what?"
* Replace soda/pop with coke. Every carbonated drink in Atlanta is Coke.
* Replace "about to" and "going to" with "fixin'". In a sentence: I'm fixin' to add some yella highlights to my mullet.
* Listen to more rap, country and emo. Cut down on "techno".
* Join a church. Your buddy Jesus will save you [from all the methheads].
* No one cares about your fancy Yankee ways. It doesn't matter if your way is smarter, quicker and better. In the South, only way to "get er done" is the redneck way.
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